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What is difference in confidence and over confidence?


What is difference in confidence and over confidence?
Best example
12 Boys planned to propose a girl

10 came with a rose..
But 1 came with a ring- Thats confidence

But what about the other 1?

Woh sala baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE




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What is difference in confidence and over confidence?


What is difference in confidence and over confidence?
Best example
12 Boys planned to propose a girl

10 came with a rose..
But 1 came with a ring- Thats confidence

But what about the other 1?

Woh sala baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE!



Aadmi keval 2 prakar ke hote hai


Aadmi keval 2 prakar ke hote hai

ek to jinda

aur

dusare

Shadishuda :D



Bachpan me ham waha sona pasand karte the


True lines..
Bachpan me ham waha sona pasand karte the jaha se chand tare dikhe.
Aur aaj waha sona pasand karte hai jaha charger laga sake. :)



Santa Doodhwala se
Category: Double Meaning Sms, Funny Sms, Hindi Sms, Santa-Banta Sms.

Santa: Kyu bhai 2 din doodh dene kyun nahi aaya.

Doodhwala: Saahab meri biwi bimar thi.

Santa: To fir 2 din bhains ka hi de jata.
1



Mohhobat ke rasto pe sirf dard milega


Mohhobat ke rasto pe sirf dard milega,
Wah wah
Mohabbat ke rasto pe sirf dard milega.
Unnhi rastho pe BAR  kholo.. bahut chalega. :D
8



Prabhu, Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai?
.

Prabhu..

Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai?

Apna Baccha roye, toh dil me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ka roye, toh sir me!

Apni Biwi roye, toh sir me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ki roye, toh dil me!

Sab prabhu ki maya hai
5



Use barish achhi lagti thi, aur mujhe barish me wo
Use barish achhi lagti thi,
aur mujhe barish me wo…

Use bheegna achcha lagta tha, mujhe bheegti hui wo…

Mujhe wo achhi lgti thi.. Par use koi aur…

Isliye maa c* barish, Aur maa c* woh!!!
Aaj main Aapko ‘Kele ka Kofta’ bnana sikhata hun.
Sabse phle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
.
.
.
Agar lene me maza aa raha hai to lete rahe.
Kofte ki Maa ka Bh***da .. fir kabhi ban jayega!
4



Aap ke name ka 1st letter aap ko bataega


Aap ke name ka 1st letter aap ko bataega
ki aap ko Zindagi mein subse zyda kya milega..?

A. Kiss
B. Rose
C. Missed calls
D. Bohat izzat
E. Blessing
F. Dua
G. Mitha
H. happiness
I. smile
J. Khushi
K. Doulat
L. Perfums
M. Mohabbat
N. Tension
O. Care
P. Friendship
Q. Gift
R. Lots of love
S. Love 4 ever
T. Money
U. Tears
V. Pain
W. Hug
X. Flate
Y. Chocolate
Z. LOVE

Ab bolo kya aaya aapke nasib me!!
19



Jab tak hum kisi ke hamdard nahi bante


Jab tak hum kisi ke hamdard nahi bante
ham dard se aur..
dard humse kabhi judaa nahi ho sakta!!
1



Halaat keh rahe hain


Halaat keh rahe hain..
Wo yaad nahi karenge ab
Umeed keh rahi hai..
Bss thoda intejaar aur kar.


New thought..
Maut aur Mohabbat to sirf naam se hi badnaam hai..
Varna, taqleef to sabse zyada
.
.
.
Naukri hi deti hai.


Dosti woh nahi jis mein jeet ya haar ho,
Dosti koi cheez nahi jo har waqt taiyaar ho,
Dosti to woh hai jis me kisi k aane ki umeed na ho,
Lekin phir bhi Uska har waqt Intezaar HO..


Bhagwan ne khush hokar kaha kya chahiye?
Mene kaha: kamyabi, khushi aur lambi umar.

Andar se fir aawaz aai.
Kiske liye?
Mene kaha: jo yeh msg padh raha hai unke liye..


Heart touching
EK aisa waqt tha.. Dost bolte the..
‘Chalo, milkar kuch plan banate hai


KBC me AMITABH ne mujhse 13 wa Sawaal
Pucha: INDIA Me Fokat Ke Message Padhne
Wale group Ka Naam Batao..?

Kasam Se 5 Crore Thukra Diye..
Par Apne group ka Naam Nahi Liya.
4



Unki gali se guzre


Unki gali se guzre, to chaubara nazar aaya,
unki gali se guzre, to chaubara nazar aaya,
uski ma bahar aa k boli-
g*nd faad dungi bhosdi k jo dobara nazar aya..
15



Tash ke Patto me Ekka

Tash ke Patto me Ekka.
Aur
Zindagi me Sikka jab chalta hai na..

To..
Duniya Salam karti hai
4



Innocent Joke of The Year

Innocent Joke of The Year

Kid to his Mom: Mumma.. Main kaise paida hua..

Mom: Maine ek box me mitti daal kar rakh di thi, kuch din baad uss mein se tum mile mujhe.

Kid did the same thing…

Jab Kuch din baad usne jaa kar dekha to usme 1 Cockroach tha..

kid (Gussey se) : Dil to karta hai ki tujhe goli maar du..

Par kya karu.. Aaulad hai tu meri…

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