Funny Friendship Sms Biography
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"Ki woh kutubminar ko sr pe rakh k mumbai le jayega"...
Sare news wale waha pahuch gye....
Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"......
mehrban kdrdan dekho mere sms ka kamal
ghanti bajegi bandr nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega..
Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....
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27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!...............................very funny sms
If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...
don't think tht u r a genius..........
i need a brain which is never used before
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I-------------------------------------U,V,W,X,Y,Z.
WHAT R U LOOKING FOR?
I KILLED ALL THOSE WHO WERE BETWEEN I & U.......................sweet sms for friend
an you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a Banta asks to ATM machine???????
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I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)
1 bacha roj mandir se chapal churata tha,
ek din sare chapal bech ke 1 mobile kharida,
aaj wahi bacha apni story pad raha hai apni mobile pe :)................................Hindi funny sms for friends
1st time ever! Rajnikanth Appeared for engineering exams..n guess wat... back aa gayi... engineering rocks... rajni ho ya gajni ye engineering hai boss..
MatHs pj-
"Usne na ki meri mohabt ki kdar,
Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
To mene b soch liya,
TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Othr.......................Latest Funny sms
Why India's enemies like China,Pakistan & Bangladesh are in North,West And EAST
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Bcoz RAJNIKANTH is in South...........................!...............................very funny sms
Once Rajnikant forgot his toys in America when he was small....
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Now that place is known as
"Disney Land".. :-P
Rajnikanth creats new email id:
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gmail@rajnikanth.com
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Google shocks...
Computer blocks...
Hacker dies...
Virus cries...
Rajnikanth rocks...
Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds, He Ordered A Dosa, but Mr. Mc'Donalds refused...
Since Dat day,
Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!!
santa ne apne frnd ko lunch pe invite kiya
Santa apne friend se:tumjhe khane mai kya pasand hai..
friend : fish..
santa:pr meri biwi ko fish banana nahi ata hai..
friend: mai batata hu..yeh le reciepe
santa market gaya...woh fish le kr aa raha tha raste mai chil ushka fish le k udd gaya
santa:leja leja sali.....pr pakayegi kaise??reciepe to mere pass hai...............................Latest Funny sms
Waqt ke Tufan me bikharte chale gaye,
Tanhai ki gehrai me utarte chale gye,
Jannat thi har subah sham jin dosto ke sath,
Ek ek kar ke sab bichhadte chale gaye…
Thanks to whatsup.. Sab wapis mil gaye. :D
Dosti woh nahi jis mein jeet ya haar ho,
Dosti koi cheez nahi jo har waqt taiyaar ho,
Dosti to woh hai jis me kisi k aane ki umeed na ho,
Lekin phir bhi Uska har waqt Intezaar HO.
Bhagwan ne khush hokar kaha kya chahiye?
Mene kaha: kamyabi, khushi aur lambi umar.
Andar se fir aawaz aai.
Kiske liye?
Mene kaha: jo yeh msg padh raha hai unke liye..
Heart touching
EK aisa waqt tha.. Dost bolte the..
‘Chalo, milkar kuch plan banate hai’
Aur.. Ab bolte hai –
‘Chalo milne ka koi plan banate hai’
That’s how life has changed.
4 boys on bike..
Police: Triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho.. ??
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Boys shocked…
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look behind..
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and says: Saalo 5wa kaha gir
gaya.. ??
Jisne party deni thi..
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