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Funny Sms Messages Biography

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People in general are used
to seeing me as the naughty
girl because that’s
what they’ve always cast me as.

Once you begin being naughty,
it is easier to go and on and on,
and sooner or later something dreadful happens

Wife: “Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?”
Husband: “Excellent idea”
Wife: “U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes
& I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV”… =P ;->

A MAN’s Sad Story:
Yesterday was my Birthday
My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids
I went to Work & my friends Didnt,
I went to my cabin
My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss
I felt Special
Than I was invited to Her Flat
She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?
I said:
OK
She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,
Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,
& I was Waiting for her
Sitting on the couch
.
.
NAKED

Dil Te Karda Ey
.
.
BANDA
LAA LAY
JUTI
.
.
.
.
Te Pa Lay BOOT
Sardiyan Jo Aagae
Nay.
Happy Winter Season
Tusi Aiwi Darya Na Karo…

Smart answer by a female.
.
On a flight, a guy asked
a beautiful lady sitting next to him.
.
‘Nice perfume…..which one is it?
I want to gift it to my wife..
.
Lady
‘Don’t give her..
some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..:p:

Boy : Can I hold Your Hand !!
Girl :”No”
Boy”Why”??
Girl : Becoz it hurts !!
When you leave it
.
.
.
.
Boy :”LOL”i am acting..
she is overacting..:p:p

Special English shayari
.
.
.
‘The janaza of aashiq is
nikla from the gali of
mehbuba with very zor-
shor,
.
.
‘The janaza of aashiq is
nikla from the gali
of mehbuba with very
zor-shor,
.
.
.
The mehbuba jhaaki
from the door & boli
Mar gaya haramkhor..:p:p

First Day of college.
.
.
Boy sees a beautiful girl sitting right
next to
him, & he writes on paper
“i love you, do you love me ?”
.
.
She replies”No”
.
.
he didn’t give up, he rubs her answer
&
passed same paper to another girl
sitting left
to him.
And she replies”Yes”
.
.
Moral of the story is:
RECYCLE PAPER
and
save trees, save earth..:p:p


If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there
to INCREASE your tensions

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