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Girl 2 D0ct0r:
Girl: Dr Sahab Mery Lips Par Infecti0n H0gya Hy?
Dr:Ap M0bile Pe Kitne Dair Bat Krti Hen?
Girl: M0bile Kharab Hy
Islye 1 Weak Se K0e Bt Nhi Ki
Dr Phr Lips Pey Infecti0n Nahi
Balky Lips Pe Zang Lag Gaya Hy.
New Generati0n T0 Learn The
Alphabets In This Way:-
A-Apple
B-Bluet00th
C-Chatting
D-D0wnl0ad
E-Email
F-Faceb00k
G-G00gle
H-Html
I-Iph0ne
J-Java
K-Kingst0n
L-Lapt0p
M-Message
N-Ner0
0-0rkut
P-Picasa
Q-Quick Time
R-Ram
S-Server
T-T0uch Screen
U-Usb
V-Vista
W-Wi-Fi
X-Xp
Y-Utube
Z-Zubaidaa Aapaa.
Man1 Sitting With D0g
Man2:Ur D0g Bits?
Man1:N0
Man 2 Sits Nd The D0g Bits
Man2 Angrily U Said He D0es N0t Bit
Man:That Is N0t My D0g.
Ak masum Latifa
Bacha maa say:
mama may kasy pada howa?
Maa:
may ny ak box may mate dal kr
rakh Di thi.Phr kuch Din bad
us may say tum mily mujy….
Bachy ne b is tara kya or box
may mate dal kr rakh di…
kuch din bad bachy ne ja kr box
dikha to ak Cockroach tha.
Bacha Gusa say:
Dil To krta ha tujy Goli mar Do
phr kya kro Ulad ha Tu mare…
Aaj kal ki Generation Ko Sabse
Zyaada Tension Kab Hoti Hai ?
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Exams Me?
Nahi,
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Results Me?
Nahi,
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Jab So Kar Utho Aur Mobile
Aaas Paas Na Ho
A Very Very TRIPLE meaning
Example of
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” HAR 1 FRIEND KAMINA HOTA HAI
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Ladka dost se :
yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko uski
birthday pe apni behan ki new diamond
ring chori ker k gift de di,
Dost (Thappad maar kar) :
kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi maine..
Ladka: saale marta kyun hai
tere ghar hi to wapis gayi hai:P
Ladki patane ka tarika
Chupke se usko piche jakar pakad lo
Agar hasi to samjho FASI
&
Agar gussa huyi to zor zor se chillao
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“DIDI DAR GAYI”
“DIDI DAR GAYI”
Japani couple romance kerte howe:
Husband: Sutaki
Wife: Kowanini
Husband: Toka anji rodi romi hoa yako
Wife Ghutnay taik k boli: Mimi yoa nakodinda tinkuji
Husband Ghussay se: Na miaou kina tim kouji.
Logon ka shoq to dekho.
Samajh kuch nhi a raha bas romance ka word aaya
OR
poora sms parh dala.-
Chand b Kya ajeeb Cheez ha na?
jisma bachpan ma “Mamoo”
or
Jawani ma “Janu” nazar attiha.
1 dafa meri girlfrnd ne mujy apny ghr bulaya
me ghr puhncha or bell di
uski choti sister ny darwaza khola, wo boht fit thi
muskura k boli ap boht smart hen
Abi ghar pr koi nhi hy, me akeli hon
apka kya mood hy?
Me muskraya or
Apni bike ki taraf wapas jany laga to uski puri family ghar sy bahar aa gai
or meri sharafat ki tareef krty hue mujhe galy lgaya
or
kaha “humko rishta manzor hy”
Ab ap se kya chopana?
k
Me to bike ko lock lgane ja raha tha
Happy perfume day
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_/ \ \
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Khushboo aisi jo diwana bna
de
The most heart breaking moment of
my childhood..
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jab ghar aaye mehmaan khushi
se hame Rs. 500 de rahe ho..
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aur achanak peeche se aawaz
aayi…
“areyyy nahi nahi.. itne zyada mat do”..
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