Funny Sms Picture Biography
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Pappu: Paji, Ye Log Ball Se Kya Kar Rahe Hai?
Santa : Goal Kar Rahe He..
Pappu: Lekin Paji, Ball To Pehle Se Hi Gol He,
Or Kitni Gol Karenge?
(16)
Pata Hai AAP ‘Chlormint’ Kyu Khati Ho..
Qki
5-Star
Cadbury
Perk
Dairymilk
Kit-Kat
Or
Munch
"50 Paise Me" Nahi Aati.
Haha
Ab Dubara Mat Puchna!
(17)
Sardar Ne Makhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Aur Kaha, Ja Udd Ja..
Lekin Makkhi Nahi Udi,
Sardar Ne Kaha: “Ab To Sabit Ho Gaya Ki Agar Makkhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Jaye
To Makkhi Sun Nahi Sakti..!”
(18)
Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..??
Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li..
(19)
Sun Rahi Hai Na tu..!!
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Girl: Nahi Re Sun, Sun Ke 'Behri’ Ho Gayi Hu Main...
(20)
Exam Me Examiner Bahut Strict Tha
Cheating Nahi Karne De Raha Tha.
1 Ladke Ne Chit Likh Kar Examiner Ko Di.
Examiner Chup Chap Ja Ke Apni Chair Pe Beth Gaya.
Sabne Us Ladke Ko Puchha: Yaar Tune Kya Likha?
Wo Ladke Ne Kaha - “SIR, Pichhe Se Aapki Pant Faati Hui Hai.
(21)
Sishya: Guruji,
Wife,
Biwi,
Patni,
Shrimati,
Aurat,
Ardhangini,
Gharwali
In Sab Me Kitna Fark He?
Guru: Vats,
Itna Mat Socho.
Musibat Ek, Naam Anek!
(22)
Ladkiwale -Humein Aisa Ladka Chaiye Jo Kuch Khata Pita Na Ho.
Pandit - Aisa Ladka To ICU Me Milega..
(23)
2 Ladkiya Apas Me Ladd Rahi Thi
Tab wahi Se 1 sharabi Guzra.
1st Girl: Ye sharabi Tera Boyfriend
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2nd: Nahi Tera BF
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1st: Tera
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2nd: Tera
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Sharabi: Mai Ruku Ya Jau?
(24)
Chintu: Humare Prime Minister Evening Mein Hi Ghar Se Kyon Niklte Hai??
Bittu: Kyon Ki Wo P.M. Hai A.M. Nahi..!!
(25)
Ladka: Doctor Me Roj 10 Baje Uth Ta Hu, Aur Tab Se Mujhe Sans Lene Mein Problem Ho Rahi Hai.
Doctor: Bachche Jaldi Utha Karo, Kyon Ki Sari Oxygen Baba Ramdev Aur Uske Chele Khinch Lete Hai..
(26)
Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha Kar Ja Raha Tha ..
Padosi Ne Puchha: Sardarji Kidhar Ja Rahe Ho?
Sardar Ne Kaha: Tala Khulvane ..
(27)
Sardar: Tumne Mere Saath Dokha Kiya He.
Dukan Wala: Nahi, Mene Apko Achha Radio Becha He.
Sardar: Radio Ke Label Me Likha He Made In Japan, Par Radio Kehta Hai Ye ‘All INDIA Radio’ He..
(28)
Sardarji: Mere Ghar Me Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hai.
Me Kehta Hu, Garam Paani Le Aao, To Meri Biwi Le Aati Hai,
Dost: Par Garam Pani Kyu?
Sardar: Garam Pani Se Bartan Jyada Achhe Se Saff Hote Hai.
(29)
Masterji: Kal School Kyu Nahi Aye The?
Chintu: Gir Gaya Tha Or Lag Gayi.
Masterji: Kaha Gire, Aur Kaha Lagi?
Chintu: Palang Pe Gira Tha Aur AANKH Laag Gayi..
(30)
Teacher Santa Se: Ye Line Ki English Banao,
Usne Apna Kaam Kiya Or Karta Hi Gaya.
Pappu: He Done His Work And Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan..
(31)
3 Sardar Bike Pe Jaa Rahe The Tabhi Traphic Wale Ne Roka Aur Bola,
Tumko Malum Nahi 3 Sawari Chalana Jurm Hai.
1 Sardar: Ha Hume Malum Hai
Isliye To 1 Ko Ghar Chhodne Ja Rahe Hai.
(32)
Teacher - Pappu 1 Kahani Sunao Moral Ke Sath.
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Papu - Mene Usko Phone Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi.
Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Tab Me So Raha Tha.
Moral - Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni.
(33)
Sardar: Roz Subha 50 Ladkiya Mera Intezar Karti Hai.
Man: Are Wah! Wo Kaise?
Sardar: Me Girls Collage Bus Ka Drive Hoo Na.
(34)
2 sardar apni GF ko sms bhej rahe the,
1la sardar: Me tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2ra: nahi
1la: kyu?
2ra: usne handwriting pehchan li to..?
(35)
Teachar: M.A.T.H.S Ka Full Form Batao..??
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Student: Meri Aatma Tujhe Hamesha Satayegi..
(36)
Girl: Aap Mujhe Lift Doge To M Apko Apna Cell No. Dungi.
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Boy: Jahan Chaho Wahan Chhor Dunga,
Par Numbr Rehne Do, Bas 100 Ka Petrol Dalva Dena.
Girl: Uffff "Mehangai Ne Ladkon Ko Bhi Shareef Bana Diya Hai.
(37)
Girl: Tum Mujhe Apni Diamond Ki Ring De Do, Mein Ring Ko Dekhke Tumhe Roj Yaad Karungi,
Boy: Tum Ye Soch Kar Yaad Kar Lena Ki Kamine Se Ring Mangi Magar Ring Nahi Di!!
(38)
Munna Circuit Se: Yeh Bachcha Tumhara Kya Lagta Hai?
Circuit: Ye Mera Door Ka Bhai Hai,
Munna: Door Ka Matlab? Me Samja Nahi,
Circuit: Iss Ke Aur Mere Bich 8 Bhai - Bahan Aur Hai!!
(39)
Dimagi Dukandar -
Aadmi: Mujhe 1 Lady Suit Dikha Do..
Dukanwala: Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye, Ya Koi Achha Wala Dikhau..!
(40)
Sardar: Oye Tu Har Message Do Baar Kyu Bhejta Hai?
2nd Sardar: Taki Tu 1msg Forward Kar De To Dusra Tere Pas Rahe..!
BF: Kl Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nhi Lagta Hmaari Shadi Hogi.
GF: Kyu. Papa Se Mile.
BF: Nhi. Tumhari Behen Se Mila.
mast lag rhi thi
Ek Akalmand Insan Ne Bewkoof Se Puchha, latest hindi funny sms
Saari Duniya Tumhe Bewkoof Kyun Kehti Hai?
Niche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Jawab Do?
Biology Sir: Can U Tell Me Exactly
Where Iz Ur Heart?
(All Boys Shouted Loudly)
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In Girls Hostel !!!
Teacher smiled And said very slowly: Mera Bhi
Pappu : Kal raat ko party mei mene 1 ladki ki izzat ko bacchaya
Santa : Waah Bhai .!!!
Par kaise .?
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Pappu :-
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Self Control Bhai....
Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha latest hindi funny sms
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Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai
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Santa:"tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..??
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. Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya
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phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:"side me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai
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Santa:"abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu
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Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan pakad k utha liya aur bola:"haanbol tu kaun hai..??
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Santa:"ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se tezz bukhar hai.......latest hindi funny sms
Teacher: Complete the sentence..
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"Early to bed and early to rise.."
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Student: "This Man has no interest in his wife.."
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