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"Jurassic Park"
daikh raha tha
Dinosour Screen ki taraf aanay laga
T0
wo bahir bhag gaya
Gate Keeper nay pucha
Q bhaag rahay ho
Ye to film hai
Pathan
oOo Pagal ka Bacha
Hamko pata hai k ye film hai
Usko thori pata hai
"Wo to Jaanwar ha"
SONAY" ki keemat Rs. 36,200/= tk ho gai hai.
Lehaza.
.
.
.
SONA chor dein aur jaag kr waqt guzarein,
Q k SONA hme bht mehnga pr raha hai
Husband:
Tumse Shadi kar k Mujhe 1 Faida to Hua.
Wife:
Khush ho kar boli konsa Faida ?
Husband:
Mujhe Mere GUNAHON ki Saza Duniya Men Hi Mil Gai.
Teacher: 2 me se 2 gaye to kya bacha?
Sardar: mujhe kuch samajh nahi aaya?
Teacher: tumhare pass 2 roti thee...tum ne un ko kha lia ab kya bacha?
Sardar: saal
Larky waly:"Bus G jaldi se
Shadi kr dain..
Larki waly:"Nahi abi Larki
parh rahi hy",
Larky waly:"To Hamara
Larka kon sa kaka hy jo
Kitabein Phaar dy ga.
Aqvaal-e-Zareen:
3 Cheezain Jab Khatam Hojati Hain
To Bohat Takleef Hoti Hai...
1. Balance.
2. Battery.
3. SMS Package....!
U know why women starts with "W"
Bcoz all Quetions start with "W"
Whose?
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
>>>So Woman meanz full time Questions:-)
Father: Beti Bari ho kar kiya karogi..?
Beti:
1: MAA banogi
2: Shadi karongi
3: Study karongi
Father:
Jo marzi karna, Bus zara tarteeb seedhi rakhn
Wife: ap buhat motay hogaye ho?
Pathan: Tum b tu kitni moti hogai ho
Wife: Buddhoo men to maa banney wali hon!
Pathan: to pagli Me b tu baap banney wala hon..
India k Ek gaon me 1 naya cinema hal khula.Gaon wale bary watan sy payar karny waly the.
Is liye Unhone cinema hall ka naam rakha
"Gandhi Ki Dhoti"
Ab jab koi new film lagti to uska poster lagta
"Gandhi ki Dhoti me "Spiderman"
"Gandhi ki Dhoti me "Kuch Kuch hota hy"
"Gandhi ki Dhoti me "Hulchal"
"Gandhi ki Dhoti me"PHIR KOI HAI"
"Gandhi ki Dhoti me"RAAZ"
"Gandhi ki Dhoti me "No Entry"
"Gandhi ki Dhoti me "AAG"
"Gndhi ki Dhoti me
"3 idoits
A boy distrbs a girl at a bus stop...
Girl: Dont u have a mother n sister at home ?
Boy:No
Girl: Tou ghar le chal na pagal, yahan time pass kyun kr raha hai ...
;-)THIRSTY_ZARDARI
Once upon a time there was a thirsty ZARDARI.
He flew here and there in search of money but could not find it.
At last he went to America. There he saw a world bank. There were much dollers in it.
He tried to get dollers but failed.
He hit upon a plan.
He killed his wife and became President. Now he has filled his accounts with dollars. He is very happy and soon will fly away.
MORAL:
Corruption iz the mother of ZARDARI.
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