Hindi Funny Sms Jokes Biography
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God apun se pucha,
Kidhar jana mangta ?
SWARG YA NARAK ? :?:
Apun bola NARAK ! :!!
Apun ko malum,
Tum sala dost log udharich milega,
Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG ! ! ! 8) 8)
kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!! :winx:
Hame malum hai k aap hame bhul nahi sakte,
Lekin pas b hamare aa nahi sakte,
yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki BADBU,
Kya Tum NAHA NAHI SAKTE?? :roll:
Toilet is like a National assmbly meeting.
People come with a lot of pressure,
sit,
express their feelings, create a lot of noise
& finally Drop the issu
Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?........................funny sms jokes in hindi
Draupdi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Draupadi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Saree mein saree Parag saree!
Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,
Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tm, waqt-bewaqt aye vo fever ho tm, Dub kr jisme mr jau vo Rivr ho tm, phir bhi Mere jevn mai forever ho tm...
Majnu ko laila ka sms nhi aiya..
Majnu ne 3 Din se khana nhi khaya..
Majnu mrne wala tha laila ke pyar mai..
Aur laila bethi thi sms free hone ke intezar mai.........................funny sms jokes in hind
Maine tere pyar mai kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Maine tere pyar mein kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.
2 Type Ki Girls K Piche Nhi Bhago
1-Jiske Piche Me Hu
Q K
Wo Tujko Kbhi Nhi Milegi.
2-Jiske Piche Me Nai Hu
Q K
Jo Mujse Nhi Pati Wo Tumse Kya Ptegi.
7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai
1-Pyar
2-Rishta
3-School Life
4-Dosti
5-Paise
6-Sms Pakage
OR
7. Toilet Mai Pani.......................
China cricket kyu nhi khelta??
.
Kyu k
Technical problem hai
.
Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai
jo out ho jaye
woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.
Phulo ko phul pasnd hai
Dilo ko Dil pasnd hai
Shayr ko Shayri pasnd hai
kisi ki pasnd se hme kya
hme to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND hai
wah wah....................................
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