140 Character Funny Sms Biography
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Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao?
Student: Jawani me mobile me “HASEENO” k numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me “HAKEEMO” ke..!
Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na.
Teri dosti me hum deewane ho gae, tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gae, Pukar le 1 bar pyar se ae dost, Bandar ki awaz sune zmane ho gae.
Pappu- Yaar rReliance ke har phone ke piche 3G CDMA kyu likha hota hai!
Dipu- Oye itna bhi nahi malum
3 Gujrati Chor
DDhiru
MMukesh
AAnil
Lord Shiv- kuch var mango
Bhkt- guiter do
Shiv- aur kuch mango
Bhkt- nai guiter
Shiv- murkh!mere pas guiter hota to DUGDUGI kyu bajata..!
Google maybe the most powerful search engine but, it can’t search . . . . the chappals u lost at the temple
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it ” Boss ”
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empt
What is diffrence between Problem & Talent? so simple….
2 boys love 1girl = Problem!
1boy love 2 girls = Talent!
Teacher- “PYAR” or “ISHQ” mein kya frk hai?
Stud – Sir”Pyar”wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai. or “ISHQ” wo hai jo hum aapki beti se krtey hai
Which is longest toilet in d world ..!! . . .
Ans: Indian Railway Track U can use it frm kashmir 2 kanya-kumari.
Aaisi aazadi aur kahan.
Pappu-Yaar Ye South-Indian Itne Kaale Q Hote He?!
Dipu-Q Ki Wo 24 Ghante SuN Tv Or SuRYa Tv Hi Dekhte Rhete He.
Oye Hoye Mil Gaya Balle-Balle Mil Gaya,
DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya,
Apna Sara Kaam Chod K Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur..
BEWAkuf mil gaya
DAD went school to get son’s report card. BUSY MADAM:Abi nahi DAD: To phir kab aaun me? MADAM: Mere “periods” khatam hone k bad. DAD: Wowh!
Pappu:
Cycle k break hath me lekar nach raha tha!! !
Max- ye kya kr raha ae pappu?
Pappu-oye!
BREAK DANCE kar rha hoon
Shadi me dulhe k sath barati kyu jate hai?
Think b4 read
Q k log kehte h k kisi k Sukh me jao ya na, par dukh me jarur jana chahiy
Americans Invented Mobile, iPhone, Cellphone.
Japanese Invented SIM Card.
Indians Invented Missed Call.!
You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death,
U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife,
U Can Control Ur Emotion
But Not Ur “Loose Motion”
Shayari 4 u
Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah) Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah)
Tere pyar ka saya,(wah wah wah)
2 Minute ruk Main Susu karke aaya
Pappu, Ladki Dekhne Gaya,
Family Walo Ne Akele Bithaya Pappu: Behanji, Aap Kitne Bhai-Behan Ho!
Ladki: Pehle 3 The Ab 4 HO GAYE !
Reactions of girls wen de lost their purse
Poor girl: my money Rich girl: my credit card
bt Sweet n beautiful girl: oh shit ROCKY ki photo
1 Frog asked astrologer, “plz tell my future”
Ast: a young smart beatiful girl will touch u
Frog: great!but when&where? Ast: in zoology lab
Pappu was taking naked bath in a jungle.
All animals were laughing at him.
Pappu:Why ru laughing?
Animals:Ha Ha.. Your tail is in FRONT SIDE
Lady Dr- Tm roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kr aurato ko kyu ghurte ho?
Santa- Ji aap hi ne bahar likha ha-Aurato ko dekhne ka time 9-12!
Mom- Itni Raat Gaye Kaha Gaye The?
Beta- Apni Girlfriend Se Milne.
Mom- Kis Liye?!
Beta- Haa Mom, Bahut KISS Liye!!
Pappu – Roz subah 50 ladkiyan mera intezar karti hain.
Dipu- are wah, Wo kaise?
Pappu- Mai Girls College Bus ka driver hu..
Sir to Student: “What is the full form of MATHS?”
student thinks hard & answers, “Mentaly Affected Teachers Harming students” !
Cow: Kya me Bolu
Ox: Sun Cow:
Suna Ox: Chalti Kya Ghaushala
Cow: Kya Kru?ake me Ghaushala
Ox: Mundi Hilaeanga, Ghas Chabaenge, Ghobar Flaynge Or Kya?
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