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Bap : beta aaj tak tum ny asa koi kam nahi kia jis se mera sir ouncha ho gaya ho
Beta : yad karen papa ek dafa me ny ap k sir k nichy 3takyea rakhy the ;)
Duniya Ki Sab se Taqatwar Shay hai Loha. Har Shay Ko Kaat Dalta hai. Lohay se Taqatwar hai Aag,
Jo Lohay ko Pighla deti hai. Aag se Taqatwar hai Paani, Jo Aag ko Bujha deta hai. Aur Paani se Taqatawar hai Insan, Jo Usay Pee Jata hai. Insan se Taqatwar hai Maut,
Jo use Kha jati hai. Aur Maut se Taqatwar hai Sadqa,
Jo Maut ko Taal deta hai.

Aur Sadqay se Taqatwar hai MULVI,

JO SADQA BHI KHA JATA HAI:-)
Pathan ki bv:
Raat kafi ho gai hy,
KHAN Sb nhi aye,
Zurur koi Larki ka chakar hoga,

Pathan ki maa:
Hamesha bura hi sochna Kia pata kisi Truck k Nechy a gya ho.
Foji Prade K Doraan Ek Officer Ny Pathan Sipahi Sy Puchha. Ye Hath May Kya Hy.?
Gul Khan: Sir Ye Banduk Hy

Oficer: Ye Banduk Nhi Tumhari Ezat Or Shan Hy,
Tumhari
Maa Hy Maa.
Then Officer To 2nd Pathan
Banduk Ki Tarf Eshara Karty Hue
Ye Kya Hy.?

2nd Pathan:
Sir
Ye
Gul Khan
Ki Maa Hy.
HEER:
"wy ranjya menu koi aysa khat likh k meain sari umer pardi rawan"

RANJHA:

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Le hun pardi ray..
Srdar's wife to Srdar: Tussi mery nal pyar nai kardy. Sardar nay 7 bachon ki taraf ishara kia aur bola: Ty ae fer main NET tou download kity ne..
Teacher : titanic kaise doba ??

Student : DUBUK
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DUBUK
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BUDUK
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BUDUK . .
BUDUK . .
BUDUK . .
GULUM . .
Gulu gulu gulu
Ek Molvi Bus Me Ja Raha Tha
Samney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko Bar bar ye hi Bol Rahi Thi
"Beta Jaldi se Ye Halwa Kha lo Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Dun gi

jab us orat ne 4th bar ye hi alfaaz bole to MOLVi ghusse se Bola:
"O baji gee Jaldi Fesla Karo,
Halway k chakkar me mai 4 Stop Agey aa gaya Hun.;
Baap ne apne betey ki talashi li, jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoyein, baap ne betey ko buhat mara aor kaha, kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch?
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Beta rote hoye bola,
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"abbu maine aapki vaskat pehni hy,

MURGA TO MURGI.
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I love u jaan.
main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon,
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MURGI:
haye Allah sachi,
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MURGA: haan
.
MURGI:
chal phir aaj anda tu de=

Sardar:Kal koyi meri biwi k purse se 2000 Le gya

Pathan:Jhoot bolti hai,1500 tha,hum ne 2 bar gina tha

Sardar: Paise ka masla nhi, bus tu admi ka pata kr.

Sheikh: Meri biwi buht fzool khrch hæ Jb se shadi hui hæ roz 100, 200 mangti hæ
DOST: Wo in paison ka kia karti hai?
Sheikh: Kya pata Mai ne kabhi diye hi nahi

Sardar :
Nothing Da ki matlab ay ?

Teacher:
Kuch Nahi.

Sardar : Enj nai ho skda , Jadon lafz bnya ae Te Kuj tay mtlab hoye ga . . . .

Police to sardar:Tumhien chori krty wqt apni biwi or betiyon ka khyal nae aya tha?


Sardar: Khayal te aya c janab,per Dukan wich saari mardana variety c.

Sardar: Dr.Sb. chashma laga k main akhbar parh sakoon ga na...?

Dr: Haan, bilkul...!

Sardar: Shuker hey,Warna un-parh ki zindgi bhi koi zindgi hai..

In school canteen, there was a basket of apples with notice written :

"don't take more than 1, God is watching!"

A little further there was a box of choclates,
a naughty child wrote:
"Take as many as u want. God is watching the apples":-)

Chota Srdar 2 his Papa:Maine shadi krni hai
Papa: Puter kide nal
Srdar: Papa dadi ama de naal
Papa:Bayghairta o meri maa ae
Srdar:Te tusi meri maa nal kyu kiti?

Sardar or American dinner me Siri-Paaye kha rahe thay.

American k hath me bakray ki zaban agai.

American: Wats dis?

Sardar: Khoteya"This is Language"

Angraiz elaan ker raha tha aur sardar translate ker raha tha.
Ladies § gentle men,
= Oeye kanjro

Listen carefuly,
= kaan khol k sun lo

If u interfare iKHAN ne 1Bacha agwa kia
or taawaan k lye sticker pe ye likh k bache pe chipkaya:
10 Laakh kal subah pul k neche pohnchado?
Or bache ko ghar wapis bhejdian Govt affairz
= jaye kise nay hukumat nal begherti kiti

He wil b punishd hard
= ohday nal kuttyan wali kiti jaye gi

Thats all
= hun dafa ho jao..
Dusre din wo pul k neche gaya to usy pese milgye
or sath sticker pe likha tha:
Khuda Qasam
pese ka ghum nai,
Ghum is baat ka hy k
KHAN ne KHAN ko luta

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