Cute Funny Sms Biography
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larki se :-)
Ap dance karogi..
Larki sharma k boli : “yes …”
larka pyar se:
.
.
.
To phir apki ‘kursi’ main le jaon :-)
You are the first person
who has been able to make
my heart beat slower and faster
at the same time..!!
irl: How much do you love me?
Boy: Look up at the sky.
Girl: Don’t change the subject!
Boy:Just do it!
…
Girl: Alright! What am I looking at?
Boy: Count how many stars there are.
Girl: Impossible.
Boy: So is explaining how much I love you..!!
Zindagi Tab “BEHTAR” Hoti Hai
Jab Aap KHUSH Hote Hai,
Lekin Zindagi Tab “BEHTAREEN” Hoti Hai,
Jab Apki Wajah Se koi dosra KHUSH Hota Hai…!!
Soul is freedom,
Love is power,
Hope is love,
Dreams are revolutions..!!
Kisi Ki Anmol Chahat Ko
Mazak Me Na Lena,
Kisi Se Dil Laga K Tod Na Dena,
Jis Ko Tumhare Bina Jine Ki Aadat
Na Ho,
Usko Akele Jeene K Liye
Chhod Na Dena..!!
True love ki 8 nishaniya:
1: aap unke sms/msgs baar baar
padhte hai..
.
2: aap unke samne aane se hich
kichate hai
.
3: jab bhi aap unke baare me
sochte ho to aapka
dil or tej dhadkta hai..
.
4: aap muskurate hai jab aap unki
aawaz sunte hai..
.
6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte
hai..
.
7: ye status padhte waqt aapke
dimag mai unka hi
khayal hai..
.
8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna
kho gaye ho ki
aapko yeb nahi pata ki POINT NO.
5 missing hai SO
u r in love..:-)
“Modren Bezti”
Boy 2 girl:
I love u & want 2 marry u
Girl:ApNi shakL dekhi hY
.
boy: Dekhi hY to tery pas aya hn wrna Katrina kaif k pas na jata, churail:-)
irl Demanded For Ice Cream Boy Purchased it
Girl:Thanx
Boy: only Thanx?
Girl: You want kiss na?
Boy: Chawala na mar!
Addi Addi kar:-)
Girl :agar me tmhen aik rat k lie miljaun tou tm kia karogey?
Boy: Subha Office ki chutti :)
Girl: wo q?
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.
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Boy: Sari rat tumhen kia mera baap chodega…
Boy : Tumhari Judai Mein Nend ur gai Hy
Chain Kho geya Hy Dil Rota Hy Dard Hota Hy
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Girl : Kamenay
Check Karwa “Dengi Virus” me bi Aisa Hi Hota Hy
Girl 2 Boy,
“Mn Us Aadmi Se Shadi Kron Gi Jo Mujh Se Baatain Krta Rhy,
Mgr Mujhy Smajh Hi Na Aaye”
.
Boy:
“To Phir
Chaudhry Shaujat Hussain Sy Kr Lo”!!!
Who r
BOYs?
Wo jo Hell ma b milyn to kahe
ABE Shetan KI BETI DEKHI?
Mast hai YAR! :D
Who r grls?
Who gos 2heavn
& sayz Hoor ki nail polish dekhi
how cheap!:P
Sweet Fact:
if a girl have balance in her mobile, she has a boyfriend.
If a boy having balance in his mobile, he has no girlfriend
Studnts ne Paper ki tyari nhe ki,,, Unh one 1 plan bnaya Or,,, Principl k Pas Gye,,,,,,,, “”””Or Kaha””” Sir hm Shadi me gay thy,, Raste me Car ka Tyre Phat gay Hm Sari Rat Dhaka Lgaty rhy is lye Perh nhe sake,,,,,, Principle ne man lia Or unhe 4 din ka time dia 4 Din ka bd Unhe,,,, 4 Mukhtalif Rooms me Bthaya,,,,,, Or sir 1 Sawal dia,,,,,,,,, Q) : Konsa Tyre Phata Tha? 1- Front Right 2- Front Left 3- Back Right 4- Back Left Same Jwab do gy to sb passsss,,,,,,,,,,, Moral: Ustadan Naal Ustadi Changi no Hondi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them. Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.geoooooooooooooo Punjabi
Husband throwing knives on wifes picture. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received call from her "Hi,wat ru doin?" His honest reply,"MISSING U"
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job
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