Mobile Funny Sms Biography
Source link Google.com.pkAgr16 Caror Awam Dua kr k Pakistan ko world cup champion bana sakti hy to kia hm Dua kr k 1 "HUSBAND"
ko uski
WIFE
k pas Nhi poncha skte?
Plz pray 4
Zaaardari.
Apki Mohabat apki WAFA Hi Kafi Hai,
Tamam Umar Ye AASRA Hi Kafi He,
Aftari per bulao hamain Mager Takleef Na Karna,
Mere Liye Bus SIRF
KHAJOR
JUICE
SAMOSAY
PAKORAY
ANGOR
APPLE
AMROOD
BANANA
PIZZA
DRUM STICK
VEGETBLE ROLL
KABAB
SIJI
CHARGHA
BiRYANi
ZARDA
QORMA
MUTTON
TiKKA
CUSTARD
KHEIR
RAITA
SALAD
Aur
COCA COLA
Hi Kafi Hai !!!
SMS Category: Funny
Jo Eid walay din roza rakhe woh Shaitaan hai. Aur jo rozay walay din Eid mana le?
Woh Pathan hai.:-)
>ExPress news<
Har pathan pe nazar.
:Boy & Girl On Date Girl:Kia Shadi Ke Baad Bhi Aise Hi Hum Dinner Pe Aya Karen ge ? Boy:Haan Agar Tumharay Husband Ko Koi Aitraz Na Howa Toh
Malik,Nokar se:
Jab men tm pr ghussa krta hon to tm apna ghussa kese nikalte ho?
Nokar:
TOILET saf kr k,
Malik:
Kese saf krte ho?
Nokar:
Ap k TOOTH brush se.
Meyan or Biwi ki bol chaal band thi.
Koi zaruri baat karni hoti to bache k zarye baat karte.
Husband ka SEX ka mood hogaya, usne bache ko
kaha:
"Beta Ammi se kaho k letter type karna hy, Type
writer pe"
Biwi ne kaha:
"Keh do Lal Ribbon laga hy baad me karna"
3 din baad Biwi ne kehalwaya:
"Beta Abbu se kaho letter type karlen"
Husband:
"Beta jao kehdo,
Letter zaruri tha mene hath se likh liya
Molvi: wo kon sa Waqt hoga jab bhai bhai ka nhi, behen behen ki ni,
maa beti ki ni,bap betay ka ni?
PTHAN:Aftari k wqt!
Happy Rmzan in advance-AZADI MUBARK-
Ek pari ne 60 saal k shadi shuda joray se kaha:
Men tum dono ki ik khawish puri kar sakti hun!
Biwi: Men apnay sohar k sath sari duniya ke sair karna chahti hon!
Pari ne jadu ke chari ghumai aur 2 tickets aa gaey.
Phir shohar se pocha, tm kya chatey ho?
Shohar:
Apnay se 30 saal choti biwi ka khwahishmnd hon!
Pari ne jadu
Se us ko 90 saal ka kr diya!
Moral:
Mardon ko yad rkhna chahye k pariyan bhi aurat hoti hain.
Wife: Bus kro rat k 11 bajey se kr rhe ho or subh k 6 ho gaye hain
Thakay nai?
Husband:
Abi tu kuch nai kia
Mai tu din rat karon ga
Q k meray
sms free hain
Aik Badshah ne elaan kiya
"Hai koi bahadur jo 3 drum sharab k piye,
shair k daant torey,
Or
1 larki k sath itna sex karay k larki behoosh ho jaye?
1 Pathan aya Or 3 drum sharab peeney k baad sher k pinjaray mai ghus gaya
kafi dair tak sher ki awaazain aati rahien phir 1 dum har taraf sunnata chaa gaya Pathan pinjaray se bahar aya Or bola kahan ha wo
larki jis k
daant torney hain..
A girl in a train was reading a book called 'MEN'.
It said 'BRAZIALIAN MEN ARE THE MOST CHARMING N PAKISTANI MEN ARE THE MOST HANDSOME IN THE WORLD'.
A man sitting beside her was also reading it secretly.After sometime the girl turned to him and asked his name.
He replied: ''RONALDO BASHEER''
Ek Pehalwan
ki taang Neeli Ho Gai,
Hakeem: tang katni Pare gi, Zehar Phail gya Hai
Thore din Baad dosri b Neeli Ho gai
Hakeem ne woh b kat di k Zehar kafi Phail chuka hai
Plastic ki tangain Lag gaen
thore din Baad woh b Neeli Ho gaen
Hakeem:Tmhari Bemari Smjh Aa Gae, tmhari dhoti ka Rang utarta Ha;)
Usko Rab se itne Bar Manga hai, 'Dost'
k Ab Hum Sirf Haath Uthate Hy
to Farishte Kehtay Hain
"Kaka Tainoo Hor
koi kam nai..??
SARDAR ki Maa ki tabiyat khrab thi Jab hospital le gaye to Doctor ne kaha k TEST hongay SARDAR bola; Maa di umr ziada ey, TEST nahi ONE DAY ya 20-20 karwa lo...
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