Funny Sms In Hindi 140 Words Biography
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Shopkeeper - Plain main dikha doo.
Man - Abbe hawai jahaj mai jane ki kya jaruurat hai?
Ladka:hum 25 bhai bahan hai
Ladki:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Ladka:aaye the par school samajh ke vapas chale gaye
1 Baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sone ka set dia
Mangetar ne khush ho k pucha is set ki keemat kya h?
Chor ne jawaab dia....:
Teen Saal Qaid
kitne hasin ho ap khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo,
kajal ka tika lagana hi kafi nhi gale me nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo......
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Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye
wah..wah
Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye
MUNI badnam Hui Darling tere liye
Is
Msg
Ko
0pen
Na Kare
Bola Tha
Fir Bhi 0pen Kiya
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Ye Mobile Ko Bigadne Wale VIRUS hai
Mera Kaam Ho Gaya
Ab Ap Jano
What is Swarg?
American Salary
German car
Chinese Food &
Indian Wife
What is Nark?
American Wife
German Food
Chinese Car &
Indian Salary
Ahat se apke ye sham khubsurat ho gai
Muskuraht se apke roshan fiza ho gai
jab se dekha hai nigaho ne apko
in nigaho ko Motiya bind ki shikayat ho gai
ek sardar sukhe talab me boat chala raha the,
dussra sardar...sale aise hi sardaro ne hamara naam badnam kiya hai. agar tairna ata to sale ko wahi ja k marta..
Wife: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho ?
5 saal pehle maine use shadi k liye inkar kia tha or wo aj tak p raha hai.
Pati: baap re itni lambi celebration
Govt. Jiske 5 bache hai usey ghar degi.
Sardar k 3 the,usne wife se kaha padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu.
lane ke bad
sardar wife se - apne 3 kaha gaye?
WIFE- Jinke the wo le gye
Safedi se Camak rah the Budiya k Baal..
Wah… Wah…
Safedi se Camak rahe the Budiya k Baal..
Wah… Wah…
Is kaal Kaal me hum Tum kare Dhamaal.
Dost:-"Tumhari toh RAM-SITA ki jodi lagti hai"
Man:-"Bilkul Galat hai:
Na to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jata hai, Na hi ye dharti me samati hai
Girl 2 Ramdev:Baba agar main kisi ladke ko kiss karu??
Ramdev:Narak mai jaogi.
Girl:Agar aapko kiss karu to??
Ramdev:Chalaak ladki..!Swarg jana chahti hai
Teacher:Tum kis Khandan Se Ho ?
Ladka:Janwaro ke.
Teacher:kyou?
Ladka:Papa Mujhe ullu ka Patha,
Mammi Mujhe Gadha,
Dada ji Sher ka Beta or
Dadi Bandar Kehti hai.
Mandir Me Juta Utarte waqt.
Aur Misscall Marte Waqt .
Ek Darr Rahta Hai Ki.
Koi Utha Na Le .
god saw u r parents hungry
he created pizza
he saw them thirsty
created milk
he saw them walking
created car
he saw them without any problems
he created u
ek computer field ki ladki kya gaali degi sale infinite loop
paidayshi error virus k bache 1 click marungi to dharti se delete ho
ke paatal mai instal ho jayega
Golu 2 dhobi:Ye T-Shirt Ulti kar k press kar krna.
3 din Baad
Golu:Meri T-Shirt press ho Gayi.
Dhobi:Babuji press kese karta 3 din se ulti hi nai ayi.
Sabse bada aatank
kisi ka mobile lo
aur phone book
me jakar delete
all kar do phir
mobile wale ka
chehra deko aur
thoda sa muskura do.
Bus..............
Teacher:Maine Kal Subah Ek Ladki Dekhi.
Iska Future Tense Banao.
Student:Hum kal Tak usko fassa Lenge.
Ham raat ki tanhai mai apki awaz sunte hai chand se apka jikar karte hai mat Aao hamare kawabo mai ham prait se bahut darte hai.
MASTER JI :- Agar sache Dil se GOD se prathna kijaye to woh puri hoti hai..
LADKA:- Rehne do sir, agar aisa hota to aj ap mere sir nhi SASUR hote..
zuban chup ho to ankhe bolti h, ankhe band ho to sasen bolti h, sase band ho to dhadkan bolti hai, dhadkan band ho to...DOCTOR BOLTA HAI I AM SORRY"
MURGA: I Love You.
MURGI: Ha.
MURGA: Me Teri Payar K Liye Kuch V Karsakta Hu.
MURGI: OH Realy?
MURGA: Yess
MURGI: to ANDE de ke dikha!!!!!
Teacher 2 student-past, present, future ka 1 example me deti hu or 1 tum do
Teacher-"m sundr thi,sundr hu,sundr rahungi.
Stdnt-apko veham tha,veham hai or veham rahega
Baap: Sharab, Cigarette, Larkian Yeh Sab Tumhari Dushman Hai Beta.
Beta: Jo Mard Apne Dushmano Se Bhagta Hai Woh Buzdil Hota Hai Dady.
Professor: What Is Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?
Student: Jimbalakadi Bambalu
Profesor: What? Sorry, I Didn't Understand U?
Student: Same Here Sir
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