Funny Sms In Urdu Biography
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Taab-e-daar GUJJRA
“Teacher student se: Taab-e-daar ka jumla bnao.
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Student: “Japhi kut k j pavein ikk war GUJJRA.
Sari zindgi rava gi Taab-e-daar GUJJRA..:p:p
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Jahaz” bn jaye ga
Aap se thori si help chahye..
Mai ksi ko 9th Clas ka Math prha rha hn.
Mjy bs ye bta do plz k agr hm Quadrtic
Formula use krty hue ’0′ ko equivalent len
aur Variable ka Square Rot nkal kr usko
Integrate kren to jo ansr aye usko rplace
Equation me put kr k Evaluate kren aur
Cnstnt ko neglect kr k uska Invrse nkal kr
Graph Paper pr plot kren to kya
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us paper ka “Jahaz” bn jaye ga??:p:p
Haircut At Saloon
Mere chup rehne se NARAZ na howa karo
DOSTO
Sunaa hai k beautiful log km bola krte hain
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_//_ Oh My God Tusi ty baraa ee rola pande o..:p:p
Pathan U.S.A. k hotel men
Pathan U.S.A. k hotel men murga khany
gaya lekin murgay ka English word bhool gaya.
Waiter: What do u like to have sir?
Pathan: one plate egg ka papa plz..:p:p
\Funny Message
Beta: Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain ?
Baap: Ye Jin Waghera kuch nhi hotay …
Beta: Papa Nokrani kehti hy
k humaray Ghar main jin hain
Baap: Saman pack karo …
Beta: Q papa ?
Baap: Abay..
Humary Ghar main koie Nokrani hi Nhi Hy..:p:p
Call me sweeto
Grl: Call me sweeto
Boy: sweeto
Grl: call me baby
Boy: baby
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Grl:
haramdeya phone kr menu
Boy: Ohh sorry janu krta hu..:p:p
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Aurat ko Husn mila
Khoobsurti mili
Chand sa chehra mila
Hirni Si Ankhain
Morni jaisi Chaal
Resham Say Baal
Koil jaisi Meethi awaz
Phool si masoomiyat
Gulab Say Hont
Shehad si mithas mili
Pyar Bhra Dil mila
Phir?
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ZUBAN mili
aur
Sub Stya-Naas Ho gaya..
Hr waqat
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kya tum meri lyf me
Girl: kya tum meri lyf me chaand bnna pasand kro gy..??
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Boy: yes yes
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Girl: to jitna door chaand hay utni door dfa hojao..:p:p
Newly married Husband
Newly married Husband:
I had 10 affairs before marriage!!
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Smart Wife: Mujhe pata tha ki jab
kundli mein
36 ke 36 gun mile hain, toh aadate
bhi zarur
milengi..
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Wife Rocks !! Husband Shocks ..:p:p
Girl 2 D0ct0r:
Girl: Dr Sahab Mery Lips Par Infecti0n H0gya Hy?
Dr:Ap M0bile Pe Kitne Dair Bat Krti Hen?
Girl: M0bile Kharab Hy
Islye 1 Weak Se K0e Bt Nhi Ki
Dr Phr Lips Pey Infecti0n Nahi
Balky Lips Pe Zang Lag Gaya Hy.
New Generati0n T0 Learn The
Alphabets In This Way:-
A-Apple
B-Bluet00th
C-Chatting
D-D0wnl0ad
E-Email
F-Faceb00k
G-G00gle
H-Html
I-Iph0ne
J-Java
K-Kingst0n
L-Lapt0p
M-Message
N-Ner0
0-0rkut
P-Picasa
Q-Quick Time
R-Ram
S-Server
T-T0uch Screen
U-Usb
V-Vista
W-Wi-Fi
X-Xp
Y-Utube
Z-Zubaidaa Aapaa.
Man1 Sitting With D0g
Man2:Ur D0g Bits?
Man1:N0
Man 2 Sits Nd The D0g Bits
Man2 Angrily U Said He D0es N0t Bit
Man:That Is N0t My D0g.
5 Crore Ka Inam Niklay Tou Ap Kia Kro Gi
1 Larki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli.
Company Nay Socha Achanak Btaya Tou Larki Khushi Say
Mar Sakti Ha.
Company Nay Aik Baba Ko Ye Kam Dya K
Aisay Batao K Wo Khushi Say Mar Na Jaye…
Baba Nay Ja K Us Larki Say Kaha,
Farz Kro Ap Ka 5 Crore Ka Inam Niklay Tou Ap Kia Kro Gi?
Larki: Ap K Samnay Dance Karoongi,
Ap Say Pyar Karoongi,
Shadi Kr Lungi.
Yehi Nhi Adha Inam Bhi Day Doongi…
Sala BABA Hi Khushi Say Mar Gaya…
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