Funny Questions Sms Biography
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Santa goes to KBC.
Amitabh : Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke liye yeh raha apke samne..
Contestant Santa Singh is tense.
Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bacchan
ON Computer Screen:
A. Amitabh Bacchan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav
C. Azaruddin D. General Perverz Musharaff.
Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai? (He is quite sure that Santa will opt for A)
But Santa is still confused.
Amitabh : Apke pas do life line hai..50:50 and phone a friend.
Santa: I think it is A, but am not sure.
Amitabh : Not sure. Hmmm ap kya karna chahenge?
Santa : I would like to use 50:50?
Amitabh: Ok computerji, 2 galat javabo ko mita dein..
Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options which are: -
B. Laloo Prasad Yadav.
C. Moh. Azharuddin.
Amitabh is confused and tense; thinks how come the computer has made this mistake But as is said in bollywood the show must go on.
Now Santa is confused.
Santa: I would like to use the last life line; phone a friend..
Amitabh : Ap kisko phone karna chahenge?
Santa : "Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna chahoonga."
And the call is now connected to Jayabachan and listen .
Santa asked the question to Jaya.
Santa : " Jayaji , Who is the father of Abhishek Bacchan ?
Jaya Bachan: Give me the options!
Amitabh Fainted !!
Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c.
Tell me an example. Student : I love u -
u love your daughter - so I love your daughter
u intelligent?
Ans these:
1)CHINA kis mulk mei hai?
2)14-AUG kis date ko ati hai?
3)GREEN rung kis colour ka hota hai?
AND
4)TEMATER ko urdu mai kia bolte hai?
DAD:
Paper kese hoa?
SON:
Sirf Q1 reh gya.Q2 a nhi rha tha.Q4 krna bhol gya.Q5 nazr nhi aya or Q6 papr k dosri sid pe tha.
DAD:
Or Q3?
SON:
Sirf wohi ghalt hoa!
Q: What is the Difference Between MORTEIN SPRAY & BODY SPRAY ?
A: If you use MORTEIN SPRAY insects will die,
If you dont use BODY SPRAY people will die
BILGATES ne Apni company ka naam MICROSOFT kyoun rakha ?
BILGATES ke pass aik kawa(crow) tha, wo bahad mulayam(soft) than us ko kehte hai
MY-CROW-SOFT
MI--CRO---SOFT
What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quick
Interviewer: There are 500
bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That’s easy, 499
Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: It’s lion’s birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion’s birthday.
Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died.
Why?
Applicant: Err….I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now
“2 aurton ko 20 sal ki saza mli 20 sal ek 7 jail me guzarne k bad jb 2no riha hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha:
“Chalo ab baqi baten ghr phnch kr krte hyn”
ntresting confusions;-
1.kya aap paani k andar ro sakty hain?
2. kya fish ko piyaas lagti hai?
3. birds sotay huye tree sy girte kyun nahi?
4. ELFI apni bottle sy kyun nahi chipakti?
5. ‘I LOVE U’ sawal nahi to phir hamesha iska jawab kyun maanga jaata hai?
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