Funny Sms Text Biography
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Santa: What is it?
Interviewer: It's not what, it's where... and it's called DOOR
Internet addiction is now officially a "Mental Disorder" and doctors suggest rehabilitation for the addicts.
Even I am ready to go there if they have...
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Wi-Fi!
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there
to INCREASE your tensions
Teacher to half-asleep Pappu in class, "Who invented Steam Engine?"
Pappu: What Sir?
Teacher: Very good. It's correct. James Watt, it is.
Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge
When I Miss You.
I Put My Hand On My Heart.
Because It’s The Only Place,
I’m Sure That You’re In..!!
I always think of you,
in my sleep,
in my dreams,
I always think of you,
all night all day,
hoping you’re alright,
I always think of you,
wishing that you were thinking of me
too, every minute every second of the
day of love I LOVE YOU..!!
Shut Down Your Eyes,
Log On Some Memories,
Download Some Dreams,
Save Some Joys,
Delete All Your Sorrows.
Have A Nice Sleep!!
In Every GAME I PLAY,
I Always WANT TO WIN.
But
In RELATIONSHIP & FRIENDSHIP
I M Always a LOOSER,
You KNOW WHY.?
Because,
I Never PLAY With It..!!
Happy Birthday to the
most lovable and adorable
star on this planet.
May your birthday bring you
good luck to last for the whole year.
Happy birthday to you..!!
For girlss..
If you want to Avoid so many frnd
requests..
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Kindly Upload ur original photos
without Makeup..:p:p
Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when
you know that someone
never ever forgets your birthday.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY
The greatest joke of the millennium.
Teacher -”Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?”
Student -”in Swiss Banks”..:p:p
20 saal pehle ?Candle light Dinner?
sirf ameer loag kar sakte thay
magar ab pooray mulk ki
awam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai.
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a class on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Pappu: No Sir, I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Pappu: My mother will not allow me to go so far
Boy : Can I hold Your Hand !!
Girl :”No”
Boy”Why”??
Girl : Becoz it hurts !!
When you leave it
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Boy :”LOL”i am acting..
she is overacting..:p:p
Grl: Call me sweeto
Boy: sweeto
Grl: call me baby
Boy: baby
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Grl:
O Pagal phone kr menu
Boy: Ohh sorry janu krta hu..:p:p
Smart answer by a female.
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On a flight, a guy asked
a beautiful lady sitting next to him.
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‘Nice perfume…..which one is it?
I want to gift it to my wife..
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Lady
‘Don’t give her..
some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..:
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