Funny Urdu Sms Biography
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Kutty ko pathar mar lo
kam se kam reply to karta hai. :-):-D true enough
Teacher:
Agr irada pkka ho to “JO”
hasil krna chaho wo zrur milta hai.
Student:
Rehne dein miss,
agr aisa hota to aap meri
Miss nhi, “Misses” hoten…:-
Bivi: Kyun na hum apni shaadi ki
saalgirah per 1 bakra zibah karen?
Shohar: Ghalti to main ne ki hay
saza us ghareeb ko kyun doon??:p:p
Teacher student se: Taab-e-daar ka jumla bnao.
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Student: “Japhi kut k j pavein ikk war GUJJRA.
Sari zindgi rava gi Taab-e-daar GUJJRA..:p:p
Larki ka Bap,
May nhi chahta
k Meri Beti Apni Puri
ZindGi kisi kanJar k 7 Guzary
Lrka:
Bs Uncle is Lye To May
Usy yhan Sy Ly Jane aya hu..:p:p
Aap se thori si help chahye..
Mai ksi ko 9th Clas ka Math prha rha hn.
Mjy bs ye bta do plz k agr hm Quadrtic
Formula use krty hue ’0′ ko equivalent len
aur Variable ka Square Rot nkal kr usko
Integrate kren to jo ansr aye usko rplace
Equation me put kr k Evaluate kren aur
Cnstnt ko neglect kr k uska Invrse nkal kr
Graph Paper pr plot kren to kya
Haircut At Saloon..
Girl: Steps rakhna, Shoulders tak..
Zyada short mat kar dena,
Curls bhi chahiye.
Boy: Kaat de yaar jaise tujhe theek lage
Smart answer by a female.
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On a flight, a guy asked
a beautiful lady sitting next to him.
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‘Nice perfume…..which one is it?
I want to gift it to my wife..
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Lady
‘Don’t give her..
some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..:p:p
Pathan U.S.A. k hotel men murga khany
gaya lekin murgay ka English word bhool gaya.
Waiter: What do u like to have sir?
Pathan: one plate egg ka papa plz..:p
1 Punjabi Jorra England gaya,
Wo aik Hotel main gaye,
Punjabi ne waiter se keha:
Sir,
Most respectfuly
I Beg to say that
I’m ill & can not come to school,
therefore kindly grant me Tea for 2 days.
Waiter, Tea lay Aaya.
Wife:
wah g wah!
Tuwanu te far far Angrezi Aandi a.
Punjabi:
Karma’n waliye Halay te main
Pani wastay “Thirsty Crow” ni sunai.:p:p
Beta: Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain ?
Baap: Ye Jin Waghera kuch nhi hotay …
Beta: Papa Nokrani kehti hy
k humaray Ghar main jin hain
Baap: Saman pack karo …
Beta: Q papa ?
Baap: Abay..
Humary Ghar main koie Nokrani hi Nhi Hy..:p:p
Grl: Call me sweeto
Boy: sweeto
Grl: call me baby
Boy: baby
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Grl:
haramdeya phone kr menu
Boy: Ohh sorry janu krta hu..:p:p
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