Pathan Funny Sms Biography
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1 pathan apna sara sammaan lekar, Geo news ke office gaya,
or bola wo aurat kahan hai jo kehte hai k kahin nahin jaeyega hamare sath rahiye ga,
hum uske sath rehne aya hai.
Train chali to pathan aik deba mein chala gia
conductor bola:- khan sahib nazar nahin ata ye ladies ka deba hai
pathan bola:- sorry mujhy laga aap marad ho
pathan bivi k sath ja raha tha 1boy ne ankh mare pathan tumko sharm nahin ate mujko ankh marte ho
boy apko nahin apki bv ko mari hy pathan sory yar main ny tumhen galat samjha
Pathan U.S.A. k hotel men murga khany
gaya lekin murgay ka English word bhool gaya.
Waiter: What do u like to have sir?
Pathan: one plate egg ka papa plz..:p:p
Pathan fone pr Hello Pizza Hut
.
Operatr: Yes sir
.
Pathan
3 Large Piza
6 chickn wings
2 Pepsi
.
Operatr: Kis k naam pr bhejoon
.
Pathan
Teacher:
2 Me Se 2 Minus Kro to Kya Bacha?
Pathan:
Hum Ko Sawal Samjh Nhi Aya.
Teacher: Tumare Pas 2 Rotiyan thi Tum Ne Un Ko Kha Liya Ab Kya Bacha ?
Pathan:
:-)Salan..:-@
Teacher: Lakh Di
Lant Tere Te;-)
1 Pathan K Sar Me Chot Lag Gae.
Nurse: Is me 7 Tankey Lagen ge.
Pathan: Kitna Paisa lo ge.
Nurse: 3000 rupayy.
Pathan: Baji sirf Tanka Lagwana Ha Karhai Ni krwani..:p:p
Teacher:
Wo kon hai jo khud to
Aasman pe urhti phirti
hy lekin bachy
zameen pe aa kar deti hy?
Pathan:
kucch dair sochny k bad:
AIR HOSTESS..:
Moon is better than Sun because
Moon gives light in night
when light is needed
but Sun gives light in day
when light is not needed..:p:p
Pathan Book Pe Biryani Rakh K Kha Raha Tha,
Kisi Ne Poucha Book Pe Q Rakh K Kha Rahe Ho,
Pathan Bola,
?
?
?
?
Ye Student Biryani Hai..:p:p
princpl:
School ka Time
8 bje ka tha or Tum
9:30 baje aa Rahy ho?
Pathan:
O Tum Hamara Intazaar
mat kiya karo
School laga diya karo..:p:p
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