Funny Sms In Marathi Biography
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Tu tuzya margane ja,
Mi mazya margane janar.
I don't wnt 2 talk with U.
gr8 lines
Said by X axis to Y axis at (0,0).:-P
Ekda Scientist LAPACHAPI khelat
hote.
Einstein var daav hota,Newton
lapanya aiwaji 1meter chya square
mdhe ubha rahila
Einstein:- Newton ESTOP....
Newton:-'aanda futalaaa' me
Newton nahiye karan me
1meter square madhe aahe ,ani
Newton per meter square mhanje
PASCAL!! Chal parat daav ghe.....
GF : A mla v.day la kay gift deshil?
BF : Bol kay havay tla?
GF : Mla ek ring deshil?
BF : Bus...tyat kay dein ki mobilevar deu ki landlinevar?
BANI ne lagnala hokar dilyavar BANYA andane mhanala ' chala ata hotelmadhye jevanacha kharch tri vachel'
BANI.: AYYA!! tla swayanpak pan karta yeto?
Santa: he deva, mzya gharapasun america paryant rasta tayar karun de.
Dev : katin ahe, dusar khitari mag.
santa : mag mla ek GF de, g fact mazyavar prem krel.
Dev : mla sang rasta kevapasun banvayala gheu?
Originally posted by raj
Jevha tula
aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor
dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich
disnar naahi,?
Saagle jaag
andhuk houn jail Tevha
tu majhya kade ye..
Me tula Dolyanchya
doctor kade gheun jain
Ek truck & popat
yanchi dhadak hote,
Popat beshudh padto...
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Truck driver popatala ghari pinjryat thevto,.
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(Popat shudhivar alyavar)
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Aila jail?
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Driver mela ki kay.?
Priye Tu
mala havi aahes
Majya sobat Ekhadya
chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te..
Premache teen shabda ?
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me bill bharte ...
Ekada don mitra,
1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan,
rastyane barobar challe
astaat.Tevdhyat,
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tyanna rastyat vis(20)
rupayaachi note disate.
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Musalmaan mitra
ekdaam excite houn mhanto,
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"Bis Milaah!!"
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Tyavar Hindu mitra
chidun manto,
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"dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!"
Girl~me tula
maja ♡heart♡
chaoperation
zhaleli jaga
dhakvu,?
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Boy~ha..
Luv kar dakhav..
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Girl~tithe bag te GG hospital
बायको : काय हो, तुम्ही देशी पिऊन आला की पारो म्हणता, विदेशी पिऊन आला की डार्लिग म्हणता...आणी काल मला तूम्ही हडळ का म्हणला?
गण्या : काल मी Sprite पिलो होतो....सिधि बात...नो बकवास!
Ekda santa railway station chya inquari countar var karmcharyashi bhandat hota.... SANTA : Kay ho tmchya gadya jar nehmich ushira yetat tar he time-table kasala laval ahe...? KARMCHARI : Sahea jar gadya velet yeu lagalya tar tmi parat vicharal he waiting room kashakarta banvile?
(santa eka janral store madhye shampu gyayala jato ) santa: o ya shampu barobar je khi free gift asel te dya. dukandar: ya barobar kahich gift free nhi sahea. SANTA: kay khot bolta rao, yavar lihilay ki dandraf free
Mulga: i love u. mulgi: chal re tond bagital ka arshyat! mulga: tond kay pahtes? mzyakade gas silendarchi 3 conecation ahet. mulgi: i love u mza raja.
EK PREMAL SATYA: Bfrnd chuk karto,teva gfrnd tyachyavar ordate...bfrnd sory mhanto..! ani gfrnd chuk karte,teva bfrnd tichyavar ordato...gfrnd radayala lagate,mag mulgach mhanto sory.. tatpary konihi chukal tri mulalach sory mhanave lagte.
Navra: he kay, aaj jewanat parat maggych? Byko: mag kay karnar,varshatun 6 silendar milnar tar asach j1 banaउ shakte j 2mintat banel...!!!
teacher: here's a math prlm. if ur dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave ur mother half of it, what would she have? student: a heart attack.
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