Funny Sms Collection Biography
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Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaanon mai gunguna rahay hain . Nokar: Sahib May nay thu machar maar diye hay, yay thu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hai
Teacher: Insan wu hay ju dusru k kaam aaye Pappu: Lekin exam kay waqt na tu khud insan bantee hay na dusrun ku bannay deti h
Aik larhkee dukandar say shampoo khareed k kehnay lagee is kay ssath jo free gift hay wu denta Dukandar: Konsa? Larhkee: Ispay jo lika hay dandruff free
mareez doctor say: Mujay door kuch nazar nahee aathee. Doctor: wu upar dekhu kya hay Mareez: Chand Doctor: Aur kya es say agay farishtay dekhu gay
Ek ladka fail hua. Uskay abu ne kaha dekhu padon ki ladki nay kitnay marks liye hain. Ladka haan haan dekh dekh aur dekh , usee ki waja say thu Fail huwa hun
Pathan bachay ku lekar nayee kay dukan may dakhil huwa baal katwayee, shave kee aur nayee ku kaha kay bachay kay baal banadu may sabzee lekay aatha hun Jab kafee der huwee aur pathan nae aaya thu naye nay bachay say pucha tmhara baap kidhar gaya Bacha: May tu usay nahee jaanta may thu raastay …
Hum nay teri yaad may ru ru kay tab bhar diye Aur tum bewafa aaye unsay naha kay chal diye
Girl: Apple kitnay kay hain Apple wala: 100 Rs kay 10 Girl: plz kuch kam karu na Apple wala: acha 80 kay 8 Girl: Acha ab daydu thank you
Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha, . unho ney faisla kia ke hum phir drya kinare milangay, . dada suba jaldi uth kar tyar ho ke, gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha, boht dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,wo ghusse me ghar aya, or phool …
Ak masum Latifa
Bacha maa say:
mama may kasy pada howa?
Maa:
may ny ak box may mate dal kr
rakh Di thi.Phr kuch Din bad
us may say tum mily mujy….
Bachy ne b is tara kya or box
may mate dal kr rakh di…
kuch din bad bachy ne ja kr box
dikha to ak Cockroach tha.
Bacha Gusa say:
Dil To krta ha tujy Goli mar Do
phr kya kro Ulad ha Tu mare…
Ak masum Latifa
Bacha maa say:
mama may kasy pada howa?
Maa:
may ny ak box may mate dal kr
rakh Di thi.Phr kuch Din bad
us may say tum mily mujy….
Bachy ne b is tara kya or box
may mate dal kr rakh di…
kuch din bad bachy ne ja kr box
dikha to ak Cockroach tha.
Bacha Gusa say:
Dil To krta ha tujy Goli mar Do
phr kya kro Ulad ha Tu mare…
Ek Clinic k paas Lambi line lagi thi… . . . . . . . Ek Aadmi baar baar line me ghusta, . . par log usey dhakke maar maar kar peeche kar dete.. . . . . . . . . . . . Aadmi : “O yar Mujhey Clinic Kholney to do”…
Boy is depressed bcoz: – job jane wali hai :( – adhi umer beet gayi, abi tk shadi nae hui ;( – credit card ka bill kese dunga? – uff! CNG ki line… & Girl is depressed bcoz: Dono eye liner brabr nhi :-
Son;- Mom Ap ne mujse Jhoot bola:( Mom:- Kab beta? Son:- Ap ne kaha k tmhri choti behan Parri hai!!! Mom:- Han hai, Son:- To jab usy Baalcony se phenka to wo urri q nai? Mom:- Tera bera ghark ho jae kaminya >:@ kithy suteya e pehn no ???
wife : Ghar nahi aa sakti.. Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai.. . . After 1hour, SHe calls back : Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi.
OYe Tere Blood Group kia hy? JADi Bta YR Abi . . . . . . . . . . . Veena Mailk ki Tabiyat Bht kharb hy Doctor ne kha hy k Sirf Begairaton ka khoon hi chalay ga……
Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr, He went to eat it, But On the way he saw a keeri, He left the Gurr & went with keeri. MORAL: *Gurr nalo ishq mitha*
Aey Eid Key Chand! Keyun karta hai tu ham ko pareshan Tujhay dekhne ke liye baichain hain ham aur mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman Tujhay daikh nahi pate poray Pakistan key insan Per Kahan say dohnd leta hai tujhay Peshawar ka Pathan,
Son 2 dad: Car ki chabhi do college me function hai . . Dad: Car..?? . . Son : 10 Lakh ki car me jaunga to rob padega. . . . . Dad : Ye le 10 RS. 48 Lakh ki bus me ja zyada rob padega… !! Daddy rocks beta shockd
Veeru: BASANTI IN KUTTON KE SAMNE MAT NACHNA,
Basanti: Xcuse me, Who the hell do
u think you are to order me like this,
U stupid guy using abusive language,
u bloody fool hanging in the rusty chain
with so obnoxious smell coming from body,
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you keep ur mouth shut, Nonsense,
Hey DJ Gabbar Spin that Shit man..:p :O
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