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Papa Aap Ne Koi KaLa ilm Seekha hai Kya?
Papa: NAhi Beta
Bacha phir itni Zalim Bala Pakri Kese..
Pagal dentist se:
kya dard k baghair daant nikaal lete ho?
Dr: nahi
Pagal: Main nikal leta hn.
Dr: wo kaise?
Pagal: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee ;) :P
There are Famous mills in Pakistan
1. Sugar Mill.
2. Cotton Mill.
And the most Famous is.
3. Beta Tu zra Bahir Mill
Aj ke baat
Kisi ko uske uljhay hue baalo,
ganday or mailay kapro ki waja
se ghareeb na samjho.
Ho sakta hai wo Engineer ho or
uske papers ho rahay hon
Logo ko pyaar pata nai kese
mil jata hai humein to samose
key saath chatni bhi ni milti :P
Teacher:
Active voice aur passive voice ka example batao?
Student:
Active voice: Tere mas mast 2 nain merey dil ka lay ga chain
Passive voice: Merey dil ka lay chain tere mast mast 2 nain
Rishta discussion now a days:
Larkay Walay: larki ne kya kiya hua hai??
Larki Walay: jee Masha Allah candy crush
kay 110th stage per hai :P
Baap: beta tum sher ke bete ho
aur wo sher main ho.
Beta: han, baba school mein teacher
bhi aisa hi kehti hy.
Baap: hairan ho kar, acha wo kya kehti hy.
Beta: wo kehti hai tum kisi janwar ki aulad ho.
Injection room ke baahar notice board
Koi mar nahi jata injection
lagwane se Galib Bass
uthne baithne ke andaaz badal jaate hain… ;)
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Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye
.
Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho….
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Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi hai
1 pagal dusry pagal se udasi Se:
Sab log Humain pagal kyun kehty hain?
Dusra pagal: Tu dafa kar yaar.,
Ay Le Tamatar.
Tay
SHAKANJWI Bana…:-
Aap se thori si help chahye..
Mai ksi ko 9th Clas ka Math prha rha hn.
Mjy bs ye bta do plz k agr hm Quadrtic
Formula use krty hue ’0′ ko equivalent len
aur Variable ka Square Rot nkal kr usko
Integrate kren to jo ansr aye usko rplace
Equation me put kr k Evaluate kren aur
Cnstnt ko neglect kr k uska Invrse nkal kr
Graph Paper pr plot kren to kya
Haircut At Saloon..
Girl: Steps rakhna, Shoulders tak..
Zyada short mat kar dena,
Curls bhi chahiye.
Boy: Kaat de yaar jaise tujhe theek lage..:p:p
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