Funny Sms Text Messages Biography
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two old women were sitting on a bench .
1 old women: my memory is really bad.
2 old women:how bad is it?
1 old women:how bad is what?
a man was crying in front of his wife's cemetery. suddenly he saw an another man crying really loud.
the crying man: why did u did this to me?
1 man: sorry to ask about your personal
life. who is this person.? is this is
your wife?
crying man:no. its my wife's 1 st husband.
Grlfrnd na hone k 6 fayde:
1-Time ki bacht
2-Chain ki Nind
3-koi Mis Call nhi
4-Koi tension nhi
5-No Boring Sms
6-Koi safai nhi ki numbr busy kyo tha.
Moral no grlfrnd no tnsn.
Samjo kamino
Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:”DADDY “
In a personality class, the trainer has been explaining the importance of SWOT analysis.(SWOT analysis means finding one's strength,weakness,opportunity and threat). then he asked one of the participants;
what is your strength?
participant: my wife is my strength.
what is your weakness?
participant: your wife is my weakness.
then what is your opportunity?
participant: i am looking for an opportunity
what is your threat?
participant: you are my threat.
Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mod Doo
Tere Liye Chand Tare Tak Tod Doo
Khushiyo Ke Darwaje Tere Liye Khol Doon,
Itna Kaafi Hai ya Do Chaar Jhoot Aur Bol Doo._
Read aMisCall Taaki...
husband:kahan ja rahi ho..
wife:mari car mein ghoomne ja rahi ho..
husband:jab dekho mari car,mara bangla bolti rahti ho kabhi humara bhi bola karo....ab almari mein kiya dekh rahi ho
wife:humara dubata dhoond rahi hon..
WEDDING INVITATION
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Mrs & Mr. BIRYANI
Invite u & your famly 4 d wedding of their Grandson
MASALA Rice
(S/o.Zira Rice)
with
QEEMA Masala
(D/o. Seekh Kabab)
On 16-10-2013
At- 8pm
Venue:-
Near Kaleji FUNCTION HALL, Paya Building,
Bheja Fry Road, Opp. Charbi Theatre,
Gurdaa Mohalla,
Near Bakraa nagar.
AAP CHAHO TO APNE SERVENT KO B SATH LA SAKTE HO!!!!!
One day....
Santa:hello! Kay his pa train aati hai
man:nahi par ana wali hai par tum kuy puch rahaho
santa:kuaki mara dost banta ko jor sa potty lagi huiya hai
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!
A good advice from a good friend!
I read in the newspaper that drinking beer causes liver cancer so please-stop reading newspapers...cheers......
Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked “Tum kaun ho?”
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Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
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Wife: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai…. “Bhaisaab”..!!:D
पत्थर की दुनिया जज़्बात नही समझती,
दिल में क्या है वो बात नही समझती,
तन्हा तो चाँद भी सितारों के बीच में है,
पर चाँद का दर्द वो रात नही समझती…
Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle'
Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent
Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle
Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?
Pappu: Amritsar.
Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.
Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.
Teacher: Yes, go ahead.
Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?
Teacher: No.
Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?
Teacher: No.
Pappu: Do you know Banto?
Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?
Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.
itler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"
Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Sardar looks at an icecube for 1 hour
some one asks him what he was doing..
Sardar replied:-iam checking from where its leaking....!
Q: Why are there no elephants in Bollywood?
A:They can't run around trees without knocking them down.
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigate
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
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