Funny Sms Hindi Shayari Biography
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Gaur Farmaiye:
Socha Tha Har Modd Par Tumhara Intezar Karenge;
Magar Kambakhat Saali Sadak Hi Seedhi Nikli!
Tumhari Adaon Pe Main Vari-Vari;
Tumhari Adaon Pe Main Vari-Vari;
Kya Udhar Light Aa Ri?
Idhar Toh Aa Ri - Ja Ri, Aa Ri - Ja Ri!
Teri Yaad Mein Humne Kalam Uthaayi;
Liya Paper Aur Tasveer Aapki Banayi;
Socha Tha Ki Usko Dil Se Laga Kar Rakhenge;
Magar Wo Toh Bacho Ko Draane Ke Kaam Aayi!
Umeedon Ki Manzil Toot Gayi;
Aankho Se Ashqo Ki Dhara Beh Gayi;
Arre Tumhari Bhi Kya Ijjat Reh Gayi;
Jab Class Main Ladki Bhaiya Keh Gayi!
Zaamane Ke Dar Se Teri Tasveer Toilet Mein Chhupa Rakhi Hai;
Deedar Ho Tera Bar-Bar, Iss Liye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai!
Woh Aaj Bhi Hume Dekh Kar Muskurate Hein;
Gaur Farmiyae:
Woh Aaj Bhi Hume Dekh Kar Muskurate Hein;
Yeh Toh Unke Bachche Hi Kamine Hein;
Jo Humein Mama-Mama Bulaate Hein!
Khayal Ko Kissi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hai;
Nigah Ko Kissi Soorat Ki Talash Rehti Hai;
Tere Bin Koi Kami Toh Nahi Hai, Dost;
Bas Gali Waali Jamadarni Udaas Rehti Hai!
Ishq Ke Khayaal Buhut Hein;
Ishq Ke Charche Buhut Hein;
Sochte Hein Hum Bhi Kar Lein Ishq;
Par Sunte Hein Ishq Mein Kharche Buhut Hein!
Aaj Tum Par Aansuyon Ki Barsat Hogi;
Fir Wahi Kadakti Kali Raat Hogi;
Yaad na Kar Ke Tumne Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera;
Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujali Sari Raat Hogi!
Dhokha Mila Jab Pyar Mein;
Zindagi Mein Udaasi Chaa Gayi;
Socha Tha Chhod Dein Is Raah Ko;
Kambhakht Mohalley Mein Dusri Aa Gayi!
Mere sapne me aai ek sundar Pari
WAH WAH
Mere sapne me aai ek sundar pari
Aur boli
Question No. 1 is compulsary
Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k baad,
Dunia chod denge tmhe pane k baad,
Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne KE BAAD
Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi
Fir Wahi Kadakti Kali Raat Hogi
SMS Na Kar Ke Tune DIL Dukhaya Hai Mera
Ja Tere Badan Me KHUJALI Sari Raat Hogi
Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DunGa
Jitne channel Tv ke,
Utne nakhre Biwi ke,
Tv chalta hai remote se,
Biwi chalta hai Note se.
Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hain
Yaad aap bhi humko karte hain
Farq sirf itna hai ki..
Hum yaad aane par sms karte hain
Aap SMS aane par yaad karte hain.
Aansu tere nikle aur ankhe meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke aur dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare dosti apni itni gehri ho jaye,
Log tujhe peetein jab galti meri ho!
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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…
Hum LADKE hr kaam m kmal kr de
Jo wada kre wo pura hr hal m kr de
Kya jrurt hai Ldkiyo ko LIPSTICK lgane ki
Hmse khe hm chum-2 k hi lal kr de.
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