Funny Jokes Sms Biography
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Ajab shaks h0 tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte h0
Sawal karne Se pehLe kam rakhte h0.
Wese t0 kehte H0
“I Hate Girls”
0r bashir khussry Se talukat rakhte h0!.
One Is L00king Very
Upset By Thinking That.
“How His Sister Has 2 Brother’s
And He Has 0nly 0ne”.
Agar faceb00k pakistan mein ejaad Huti t0?
Like: Lush
C0mment: Jhuti Tareef.
Unlike: P0nka
Single: Akeli hai, Patal0 isay
In a Relati0nship with Asim: Asim k saath Full time Chakkar
H0me: Appna Adda
Add as Friend: Yaar Bana0 aur Chakkar Chala0
Rem0ve Friend: Isk0h Ch0r, New Pata
Friendlist: Appnay Jigri Yaar.
Pakistani Awam ki insaniyat k liye 4 khidmaat aisi hain k duniya mein koi hamara mukabla nai kr skta..
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1. Paeen motorcycle da stand chuk lawo
2. PaeEn g motorcycle di light band kr lawo
3. Paaeen baji da dupata chuk lawo, chain wich
Teacher : Agar Koi Moti Larki
Palat Ke Wapas Aye Toh
Iss Sentence Ko English Me Kiya
Kahenge ?
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Pappu : GOL MAAL RETURNS
Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi the ?
Kalia : Sarkar 1
Gabbar : Aur tum ?
Kalia : 100
Gabbar : fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath,
kaun tha woh ?
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Kalia : RAJNIKANT.
Gabbar : Oops ! sorry bhai … !!
Nokrani – Madam Aapke Bete Ne
Macchar Kha
Liya..
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Madam- To Jaldi Se Docter Ko Bula..
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Nokrani- Ab Darne Ki Koi Baat Nahi..
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Maine ‘All Out’ Pila Diya Hai…don’t ab worry
Aur rakh lo hoshiyaar nokrani.
Ek Larka Darbar Par GAya Wahan 7 Peer
Zameen Par Darrian Bicha Kar Bethay Thay,
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Peer Sab:Beta Kia MAsla Hai,
Kiun Aaye ho?
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Larka:Baba Gi Jis Larki Say Mein Pyar Karta Tha,
Usne Kisi Doosre Se Shadi Kar li Hai.
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Peer Sab:Chotay Andron Ik or Darri le aa.
Navay Peer Sab Aaye ne.
1 Girl ne 1 chote se bacche k gaal pe
kiss kiya…
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GIRL-Oh sorry,
tumhare gaal me lipstick lag gai..
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Baccha- Kuch accha karne se,
agar daag lagte h to daag achE hai. . .
Aj Kal k BacHe
Chalta rahe ye rasm_e_taaruf ka
silsila
Har baar ajnabi ki tarah milo
ham se.
Hunny Gal & Sana Noor
Pota: Dadaji ye condom kya hota hai?
Dadaji:Chal bhaag nalayak, mujhe nahi pata,
Pota:mai janta tha buddhe,
tujhe pata hota to aaj proparty k 15 hisse nai hote.
The new definition of Photocopy
Akpos came back from school with
bad grades which made his father
was very upset.
FATHER: You are too dull, sometimes
I wonder if you are my son. When I
was like you, I was so brilliant…
He continued on and on for days
about how brilliant he was. One day,
Akpos saw his father’s result as he
was sweeping his father’s room that
same week. His father had failed
almost all his papers.
AKPOS: Dad, please, can you explain
this?
FATHER: Come on son, that’s not my
original result, that’s just the
photocopy!
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