Best Funny Sms Biography
Source limk Google.com.pkBREAKUPS Aren’t Always
Meant To Make Up,
Sometimes They Happen To
Give You A Chance To WAKE UP
1 admi gehri soch me ja raha tha
Achanak 1 Aawaz i
Ruk Jao
Wo Ruka to
Opar se ek Pathar gira agar wo na Rukta to Pathar us k Sir pe lagta
Wo road cross karnay laga k phir Aawaz i
Ruk Jao Wo phir Ruka to
road se ek Car tezi se guzri wo bal bal bach gaya
Wo zor se Chillaya
.
Kon ho Tum?
Aawaz i k me Tumhain Musibat se Bachanay wala Farishta hon
.
Wo admi ronay laga or bola.
Tum us waqt kahan thay
Jab mei
‘SHAADI’ kar raha tha.
1 Pathan Wazir Banny k baad Hospital k visit pe chala gaya.
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Wahan 2 mareezon ko Oxygen lagi hui thi Aur
1 ko nahin lagi thi.
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Pathan ne: Doctor se poocha: 2 Mareezon ko “CNG” lagi hai Aur 3sre ko Q nahin?
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Doctor ne Drip ki Taraf Esha’ra kia aur bola:
Ye Mareez “PETROL” pe Chal raha hai.
Cute One ..
If u read my post, it means I’m
cute
If u like, u agree I’m cute
If u cmnt, u r happy to know that
I’m cute
&
if u ignore,u r jealous,bcoz I’m
cute.
Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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. Teacher- kyu.?
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the..:p:p
Papa Beti se,
F.Sc” K baad Kya
Karo gi?
BETI:
( L.M.W.I) karun Gi
PAPA:
What?(L.M.W.I)
BETI,”LOVE””Marriage””WITH”‘” IBRAR’”Yeh Larkiyan b na, Diwani hen meri
(‘-’)
<)( /_
_I I_
Ab naam change kar k larki ka naseeb kharab na kar dena.
Ak larki ki shadi thi,
sarey mehman aa chukey they..
baraat ka intezar tha..
raat ka 1 baj gaya,barat nhi aai,
mehaman janey lgy,
2 baj gaya larki ki maa sadmey se be hosh hogai,
3 baj gaey larki k baap ko dil ka dora parr gaya..
aakhir
4 bjey ak aadmi bhagta hoa shadi waley tent m
dakhil hoa aur tez awaz m chillaya
“mubarak ho,dulhey ki car ko
CNG mil gai”.
Pehle zamane Ki Ladkiya,
Puja Karke Soti Thi
Taaki Unhe Darr Na Lage..
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21st Century Ki Ladkiya
Raat Ko Bhi Makeup Karke Soti He,
Taaki Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage.
Dil to Chahta ha K jo aap Se Zyada
Khubsurat hay Usay jaan Se maar
Doon”
Lekin
Kya karoon?
Islam main khud kushi bi to haram hay.
Duniya me 3 insan khush hote hai
1 jise sacha pyar milta hai
Dusra jise achha yaar milta hai
teesra jise mera msg baar baar milta hai
Kyu aa gai na (smile)
Mohabt K Raste me hr wqt dard mlega
Me Sochta hun Is Raste pr Clinic Khol
Lon,
Mast Chale Ga
(,”)kya bolti?
<))>ho tum?
Compodr banaoOGe?
Panadol K moun Wali.
Sir – Pani mai Rahene Wale 5 Jaanwar
ke Naam
Btao?
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Pappu – mendhak
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Sir – 4 aur btao
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Pappu – uski Mummy , Uske papa , uski
Bahen
aur Uski Item..:p
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