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Gujrati sher
Gujrati sher:
NAZAR se NAZAR mile to pucho kem che?
NAZAR jhuki or hase to samzo k prem che.
Jo SANDAL utare to samzo k aa chokri to apni ben che.!! :D
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Aksar ye ghatana ghat jati hai
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Aksar ye ghatana ghat jati hai,
Wah wah!
aksar ye ghatna ghat jati hai.
Musibat koso door hoti hai,
BC.. GAAND Pahle Phat jati hai :D
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Pani dekh pyaas lagti hai
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Pani dekh pyaas lagti hai,
shadi dekh kar hume bhi aas dikhti hai,
Hum logo kaise samjhaye..
ki har zakkas ladki ki ‘MAA’ hume apni ‘SAAS’ lagti hai. :D
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Mohhobat ke rasto pe sirf dard milega.
Mohhobat ke rasto pe sirf dard milega,
Wah wah
Mohabbat ke rasto pe sirf dard milega.
Unnhi rastho pe BAR kholo.. bahut chalega. :D
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Thanks to whatsup
Waqt ke Tufan me bikharte chale gaye,
Tanhai ki gehrai me utarte chale gye,
Jannat thi har subah sham jin dosto ke sath,
Ek ek kar ke sab bichhadte chale gaye…
Thanks to whatsup.. Sab wapis mil gaye. :D :)
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Sham diyo se sjaye baithe hai
Sham diyo se sjaye baithe hai,
khushbu saso me basaye baithe hai,
unki diwangi to dekho,
girl friend raat ko ane wali hai,
aur wo dopahar se hi condom lagaye baithe hai.
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Dil todne ki saja nahi milti
Dil todne ki saja nahi milti,
Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti,
MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai mere dost..
Bas unhey thokne ki jagah nahi milti
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Aaj uska dil phir dukha diya humne
Aaj uska dil phir ‘DUKHA’ diya humne,
Apne pyar ka karz ‘CHUKA’ diya humne.
Dekr lalach use ‘ICE-CREAM’ ka..
Andhere me apna ‘CHUSA’ diya humne.
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Unki gali se guzre.
Unki gali se guzre, to chaubara nazar aaya,
unki gali se guzre, to chaubara nazar aaya,
uski ma bahar aa k boli-
g*nd faad dungi bhosdi k jo dobara nazar aya..
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Pphool murjhate achhe nahi lagte
Category: Double Meaning Sms, Funny Shayari.
Pphool murjhate achhe nahi lagte..
Aap Nunu khujate achhe nahi lagte..
koi to pata lo, ab meri jaan..
Roj roj bathroom me hilaate achhe nahi lagte.
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Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode
Arz kiya hai…
Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,
Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,
Dhyan se kya pad raha hai be Lode,
kabhi dekhe hai udte hue Ghode
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Waqt kehta hai mujhe gawa mat
Waqt kehta hai mujhe gawa mat,
Dil kehta hai mujhe laga mat,
Pyar kehta hai mujhe aazma mat,
Aur aaj: kal ki girlfriend kehti hai..
Daal… Chutiye ghabra mat!
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मेने दरवाजा खोला तो
मेने दरवाजा खोला तो
उसके आखो में आंसू चेहरे पे हंसी थी
सांसो में आहे. दिल में बेबसी थी
पगली ने ये नहीं बताया की
उसकी ऊँगली दरवाजे में फसी थी…
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Pyaar hume kis mod pe le aaya
Pyaar hume kis mod pe le aaya..
Itni der se khade hai,
koi auto nahi aaya.. :D
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गालिब फरमाते हैं
गालिब फरमाते हैं..
चली जाती हैं आये दिन वो बयूटी पार्लर में यूँ..
उनका मकसद है, मिसाल-ए-हूर हो जाना..
मगर ये बात किसी बेग़म की समझ में क्यों नहीं आती कि..
मुमकिन ही नहीं किशमिश का फिर से अंगूर हो जाना..!!
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Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye
Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye,
na mujhe jamane se koi aas hai,
jo apni girlfriend ki pappi dilwa de,
bas aise dost ki talaash hai!
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Lo ji mera ek Sher arz hai
Category: Funny Shayari, Funny Sms.
Lo G mera ek Sher arz hai,
Idhar B sitam ho gaya
Udher B sitam ho gaya
Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho gaya. :D
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Ho rahi hai baarish, Lag rahi hai thand
Category: Funny Shayari, Rain-Barish Sms.
Ho rahi hai baarish..
Lag rahi hai thand..
Ho rahi hai barish..
Lag rahi hai thand
tan tana tan tan.. tan tana tan tan.
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