Funny Sms For Girls Biography
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Kitne gande gande jokes maarta hai tu. Chhee!!
How girls react when a popular guy repeats the
same thing :
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG YOU'RE SO FUNNY
MERE BACCHON KA BAAP BAN JAA!! grin.png
Masquito song:- Bhige pankh mere, Pyasa dank mera, Lage amrit sa, Mujhe khoon tera, Kabhi mere sath, Koi rat guzar, tujhe subha tak mai karu bimar, vo oh oh...
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mai. Prasad mai Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyo ko bheje ja raha hai..
Apki surat kitni pyari hai, khuda ne apne hatho se sawari hai
kisi aur se shadi na kar lena mere dost
kuki
M-A-Y-A-W-A-T-[I] aj tak sirf aur sirf tumhare liye kawari hai.
ap hamare dil mai base ho,
ap hmare dil mai base ho,
thoda side ho jao
blood wali pipe mai fase ho...
Teacher - bacho
batao kayamat kab ayegi ? Student sir jis din Raksha Bandhan or Valentine's Day ek sath hoga!!
aj kal ki girl husn pe naz karti hai
aj kal ki girl husn pe naz karti hai
G rammar to ati nhi lekin English me baat karti hai
Mr Been: He is standing in front of the door.
Wife: y r u standing in front of the door?
Mr Been: I want to kill tiger.
Wife: Then go.
Mr Been: In front of me there is a dog.
papu wanted to become a great man like Newton. After long research, He made newton's fourth law of motion...??
"Loose motion can never be done in slow motion"
Tune mujhe chod diya mujhe hua pain
Tune mujhe chod diya mujhe hua pain
Give me sum sunshine
Give me sum rain
Bhikari-ae bhai 1 rupaya dede 3 din se bhukha hu
Sardar-3 din se bhukha hai to 1 rupaye ka kya karega?
Bhikhari- Wajan tolunga kitna
dil ke zakhm kisi ko dikha na sakoge,dil me jo hai kisi ko batana sakoge..karoge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharchey..bhudape tak udhar chuka na sakoge
Teacher: wo 3 words batao jo sabse jyada bole jate hai?
Student: mujhe nahi pta
Teacher: sabash beta baith jao.
Full form of Girl.....!
G : Gappo mai sab se agey....!
I : Innocent sirf shakal se....!
R : Rone ki automatic machine....!
L : Ladai me sab di maa....!
How to make up with your girlfriend after a soft dicussion ? When this question is running in your mind you probably search some jokes over internet to change her mood. You search here-there, but you get crappy ones. Put a big smile on your girlfriend's face by sharing, funny sms on girls. Enjoy reading new and hot funny sms for girls.
Machhr aur makhi ki ho gai shadi ,
ek raat me ho gai macchr ki brbadi,
bechare macchr ki kismat khot thi, sali makhi allout laga kr soti thi
Is matlabi duniya me koun kisika hota hao, sms v wahi krta hai jiska free hota hai, ye baat sbko pata hai, magar kanjuso ko free v mehenga lagta hai.
Apke SMS k intjar mai hmne pina suru kiya Itna piya itna piya k pite hi reh gaye Kya karu Bada pepsi hai khatam hi nhi hota.
Sardar galti se samndar me gir gaya...doobte doobte uske hath mai fish mili use pakad bahar feka or bola ja tu to apni jaan bachale.
Boy 2 girl: Frndship karogi?
Girl: Mere gharwale allow nhi krte.
Boy: haan, jaise mere garwalo ne to mujhe ashiqi society mai membership dilwa rakhi hai na
jo Mujha Bhul jaye !
Uska mobile tut taye
Charger jal jaye
Sim lock ho jaye.
Software ud jaye.
Local call pr ISD ka Bill aye..
Local area mai b ROAMING lag jaye.
Daru se nasha badhta, Nasha se Junun, Junun se mehnat, Mehnat se paisa, Paise se Izat, Isi liye Izat pane k liye daru pina jaruri hai.
fakir- alla ke naam pe dedo.
admi- maf karo baba.
fakir- beta kuch to do.
admi- jo ye sms pad raha hu usko le jao.
fakir- beta bheek mangi hai bhikhari nhi.
sorry for the disturbance
ravan again kidnapped sita
rama need 100 monkey for help
so u get read
Bus stop pe ek ladki wisper ka packet leke khadi thi.
Bhikhari: kuch de do.
Ladki: kuch nahi hai.
Bhikhari: ye bread ka packet hi dedo.
Ladki: kal aana sos lagake dungi. :mrgreen:
Height of irritating someone:
Boy: pen hai?
Girl: nahi.
Thodi der baad..
Boy: Pen hai?
Girl: Nahi bola na..
Boy: Pen hai pen?
Girl: Nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to hathode se sar phod dungi.
Kuch der baad..
Boy: Hathoda hai kya..?
Girl: Nahi.
Boy: Accha.. to phir pen hai pen..?
Ladki: Agar main mar jau to tum kya karoge?
Ladka: Main bhi mar jaunga.
Ladki: Par kyu?
Ladka: tere chakkar me udhari itni
ho gayi hai ki jeena mushkil hai. :cry:
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