Funny Kiss Sms Biography
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Love is the key of marriage.
Marriage is the box of children.
Children are problem of pakistan.
So stop the kissing and save the pakistan.
Sweetest kiss-On the 4head
Loveliest kiss- On cheeks
Most romantic kiss- On the lips
N the hottest kiss
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On d bike's silencer
Kiss is not like nokia
connecting people
kiss is not like pepsi
ye dil mange more
but kiss is like pan-parag
1se mera kya hoga
Aaj ka zalim sms;
Boy to Girl: Kya main aap ka haath choom sakta hoon.
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Girl: Q, kmeeny mere lips pe zehr laga hai kia.
If you kiss someone that you do not love it's great.
But just think of kissing someone that you truly and madly are in love with.
There is no greater feeling than tha
"SHIKWA".
Mene TumSe Chummi Mangi"
To Tum Muskura Diye"
Tum Ye B To Keh Sakte They"
" Meri JAN "
Apni Chezain Mangi Nahi Jati.-?
What Is A Kiss?
In View Of
Geometry:
"Kiss Is The Shortest Distance
Between 2 Lips!..
Economics:
"Kiss Is That Thing 4 Which DEMAND
Is Always Higher Than SUPPLY....!!
PHYSICS:
"Kiss Is The Process Of Charging
A Human Body...!!
Computer:
"Like A LAN, In Which 2 Bodies R
Connected Without Any DATA CABLE!...:-)
Question:
Gharibi Ki Hadh Kya Hy?
Ans:
Jb Ek Ladki 2 Rupay Me Kiss Dene
Ko Tyar Ho Or Ap K Pas Sirf 1 Rupya Ho.=DXP
PINK LIPS are Girl's BEAUTY
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PINK LIPS are Girl's BEAUTY
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KISSING THEM are the Boy's DUTY.
Never KISS a Lady Police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time.
This Poetry Can Kill You:
Ladki Ne Di Larky Ko Flying Kiss
Zara Ghor Farmaiye ga
Ladki Ne Di Larky Ko Flying Kiss
Mutual Fund Investments are
Subject To Market Risks. :-)
Larka: Jaan Tum Pass ho Gai Ho,
Moun He Meetha Karwa Do.
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Larki: Kiss Se?
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Larka: Chalo Isi Se Karwa Do. :-)
he Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:
A Device Invented for Short Height Women,
Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-
Lakeerein*
Us Ne Mery Hath Ki Lakeeryn Dekhin
Aur Phir Hans Kar Kaha!
Tujhy Zindgi Me Sab Kuch Mily Ga,
Sivaye
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French Kiss K. :-)
Kissing a Girl
On her Forehead is RESPECT,
On Cheek is CARE,
On Lips is LOVE,
On Neck is LUST,
But
In-front of her Boyfriend is
"GUTS" :-)
During Kiss
0.7 gm Protein,
0.45 gm Fats,
0.19 gm Chemicals,
250 Varieties of Bacteria.
Get out of a Body.
So Pick up Your Partner.
Exchange a Kiss and Stay Healthy
Cutest Love Story:
A Boy and Girl of Nursery class Kissing Each Other.
Suddenly Teacher Came.
Whats Happening?
Miss Isne Meri Vaseline Laga Li Thi.
Wapish Le Laha Tha. :-)
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