Funny Sms Hindi Biography
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KBC me AMITABH ne mujhse 13 wa Sawaal
Pucha: INDIA Me Fokat Ke Message Padhne
Wale group Ka Naam Batao..?
Kasam Se 5 Crore Thukra Diye..
Par Apne group ka Naam Nahi Liya.
Unki gali se guzre, to chaubara nazar aaya,
unki gali se guzre, to chaubara nazar aaya,
uski ma bahar aa k boli-
g*nd faad dungi bhosdi k jo dobara nazar aya
Innocent Joke of The Year
Kid to his Mom: Mumma.. Main kaise paida hua..
Mom: Maine ek box me mitti daal kar rakh di thi, kuch din baad uss mein se tum mile mujhe.
Kid did the same thing…
Jab Kuch din baad usne jaa kar dekha to usme 1 Cockroach tha..
kid (Gussey se) : Dil to karta hai ki tujhe goli maar du..
Par kya karu.. Aaulad hai tu meri…!!
Use barish achhi lagti thi,
aur mujhe barish me wo…
Use bheegna achcha lagta tha, mujhe bheegti hui wo…
Mujhe wo achhi lgti thi.. Par use koi aur…
Isliye maa c* barish, Aur maa c* woh!!!
Aaj main Aapko ‘Kele ka Kofta’ bnana sikhata hun.
Sabse phle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
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Agar lene me maza aa raha hai to lete rahe.
Kofte ki Maa ka Bh***da .. fir kabhi ban jayega
Halaat keh rahe hain..
Wo yaad nahi karenge ab
Umeed keh rahi hai..
Bss thoda intejaar aur kar
New thought..
Maut aur Mohabbat to sirf naam se hi badnaam hai..
Varna, taqleef to sabse zyada
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Naukri hi deti hai.
Its not that..
‘Sabbra ka fal meetha hota hai’
But.. Its real meaning is that
‘Sab’ ‘Bra’ ‘Ka’ ‘Fal’ meetha hota hai
Dosti woh nahi jis mein jeet ya haar ho,
Dosti koi cheez nahi jo har waqt taiyaar ho,
Dosti to woh hai jis me kisi k aane ki umeed na ho,
Lekin phir bhi Uska har waqt Intezaar HO
Bhagwan ne khush hokar kaha kya chahiye?
Mene kaha: kamyabi, khushi aur lambi umar.
Andar se fir aawaz aai.
Kiske liye?
Mene kaha: jo yeh msg padh raha hai unke liye..
Heart touching
EK aisa waqt tha.. Dost bolte the..
‘Chalo, milkar kuch plan banate hai’
Aur.. Ab bolte hai –
‘Chalo milne ka koi plan banate hai’
That’s how life has changed
Ye bhi accha hai sirf sunta hai dil
e-Dosto
Agar bolta to qayamat hoti
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