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Mein Pee Kar Nahi Behakta, Usey Dekh Kar Behakta Hoon,,
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Itna Bta. Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO?
Ammi ka jawab :
Sharab Haram he, aur wo

Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyar krle.
Dil diwana kehta hai ikrar karle.
chahat kehti hai izhar krle.
par mummy khti hai pehle
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Graduation to pass karle


Mil gaya,
Mil gaya mughe KOI mil gaya…..
oye oye mil gia
mil gia , oye mil gia
sach me mil gaya Yaar…………..
April main mara SMS padhne wala ik or FOOL mil gaya,
HELLO FOOL


A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.
“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.
The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”


Son;Mom Ap ne mujse jhot bola :( Mom:Kb beta? Son:Ap ne kaha k tmhri choti behn Pari hai Mom:Han hai Son:To jab usy balcony se phenka to wo uri q nai? :O :O Mom:Tera bera ghark ho jae chwla
Really Girls are very Smart...=P
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Girl: Apple ka Rate kya hai?
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Applewala: 100 Rs ke 10,
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Girl: kuch kam karo na plz..
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Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo
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Girl: Thanku,
dedo...
ye huyi na Baat... :p =D


Pagal dentist se:
kya dard k baghair daant nikaal lete ho?
Dr: nahi
Pagal: Main nikal leta hn.
Dr: wo kaise?
Pagal: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee  
There are Famous mills in Pakistan
1. Sugar Mill.
2. Cotton Mill.
And the most Famous is.
3. Beta Tu zra Bahir Mill
Aj ke baat
Kisi ko uske uljhay hue baalo,
ganday or mailay kapro ki waja
se ghareeb na samjho.
Ho sakta hai wo Engineer ho or
uske papers ho rahay hon.

Logo ko pyaar pata nai kese
mil jata hai humein to samose
key saath chatni bhi ni milti 

Teacher:
Active voice aur passive voice ka example batao?
Student:
Active voice: Tere mas mast 2 nain merey dil ka lay ga chain
Passive voice: Merey dil ka lay chain tere mast mast 2 nain


Rishta discussion now a days:
Larkay Walay: larki ne kya kiya hua hai??
Larki Walay: jee Masha Allah candy crush
kay 110th stage per hai 
Sochte huwe bhi dar lagta hai.
If women could read minds,
every second man will get slapped


Jo insan itne garmi main
bhi tameez se baat karay
wo waqai tameezdaar hai 

Baap: beta tum sher ke bete ho
aur wo sher main ho.
Beta: han, baba school mein teacher
bhi aisa hi kehti hy.
Baap: hairan ho kar, acha wo kya kehti hy.
Beta: wo kehti hai tum kisi janwar ki aulad ho


Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain
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Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi


Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye
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Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho….
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Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi hai

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
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Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta


Aajkal k bacche.
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Maa : Beta, Kya Kr Rahe Ho ?
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Beta : Padh Raha Hu..
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Maa: Wah Excellent…!!!
Kya Padh Rahe Ho..
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Beta : Aapki Hone Wali BAHU Ke Messages.

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