Funny Marathi Sms Biography
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Tharki Pappu .- i want 2 kiss you.
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ladki - tameez se bolo ...
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Pappu tharki - uparwale ki aseem
kripa
se . .
kudrati
khubsuruti se bhari hui aye
sundar
kanya . .
ye saaf dil wala tharki pappu
tumhare laal
surkh hontho pe chumban lena
chahta hai
f these movies were dubbed in marathi.....
KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI-
Kasatari Hotay...
HOLLOW MAN- Pokal Manus...
DIE ANOTHER DAY- Nantar Kadhitari Mar...
GONE WITH THE WIND- Gela Udat...
SUPERMAN- Lai Bhari Manus...
FANTASTIC 4 - Rapchik Chowge...
SCORPION KING- Tatya Vinchu...
THE MUMMY- Aai...
THE MUMMY RETURNS- Aai Parat Aali...
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE- Nahi Jamat.!
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE II- Ekda Sangitla Naa Nahi Jamat.!
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE III- Aee Kutrya Nahi Jamat Bollo Naa..!!
IRON MAN- Lokhanda Cha Manus...
THOR - Hathodi Fekun Marel...
MEN IN BLACK- Kali Manse..!
MEN IN BLACK 2- Ekdum Kali Manse..!!
MEN IN BLACK 3 - Itki Kali Manse Ki Disat Ach Nahi...!!!!!!
Tya aajsuddha amchyakade baghun laajatat,
Pan tyanchi mulech khup khatyal aahet,
Ji amhala mama mama mhanun bolavtat!
Eka makdane arshat swatachi chhabi baghitli
Ani aatmahatya karun taakli,
Tu mala vachan de…
Aarsa kadhi baghnar nahi…promise me please!
“Ek divas amhi tyanchyakade gelo, te zoplele hote…
Ek divas te amchya ghari aale, amhi zoplo hoto”
Moral- Karave tase bharave…ha haa haa!
Lok saangtaat ki premat zop yet nahi…
Are kunitari aamchyavardekhil prem kara,
Chyayla nusti daradur zop laagte!
Ek Aadmi Ne
Advertisement Dekha,
“Purana Mobile Do
Aur New Mobile Lo”
Wo Us Address per Gaya,
Wahan Koi Shop Nahi Thi.
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Waha 2 ladke
khade the…
Usne wahan jaakar
unse uss Ad ke baare
mein puchha.
Unhone Bandook
nikal kar kaha,
Ye Ad Humne Hi Diya Tha,
Chal Purana Mobile De
Or Jakar Naya Mobile Le chal…
Hum uske liye jee rahe the,
Hum uske liye mar rahe the,
Ban gaye the uske
pyaar mein Ullu…
Hum uske liye jee rahe the,
Hum uske liye mar rahe the,
Ban gaye the uske
pyaar mein Ullu…
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Na chah kar bhi
hamein kya mila?
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Babaji ka thullu!
What Americans gave:
i-pad
i-pods
i-phones
i-pad-Mini
i-tunes
What Maharashtra gave:
i-shappath
i-zhavli
i-zhavadya
i-chi gand
i-cha bhosada...
i- chya gavath
i- cha gho
YOTISHi: Tuze naav Pampya? ?
Pampya :Hoy Maharaj...!!
JYOTISHI: Tula 2 Muli. 1 Mulga ahe?
Pampya:Hoy Maharaj..!!
JYOTISHI: Tu aatach 10 kg Tandul vikat gheun yet ahes?
Pampya: Ho maharaj.Tumhi tar Aantaryami aahat..
JYOTISHI: Are lavdya Patrika dakhav, Ration Card kay gandit ghalayala anales ....??
राहुल गांधी (निर्मल बाबा से)
बाबा, हमारा तो सूपड़ा ही साफ होगया!
कुछ ऐसा उपाय बताओ कि मैं देश
का प्रधानमंत्री बन जाऊं।
निर्मल बाबा:कभी ट्रेन में चाय बेची है?
राहुल गांधी:नहीं।
निर्मल बाबा:शुरू कर दो फिर,
कृपा वहीं अटकी हुई है!;)
Phulancha Sugandh chorla jaat nahi.
Suryachi Kirne
lapwali jat nahi
Aplya barobar kiti pan bhari item asli tari...
Dusryachi baghitlya shivay angatli masti jaat
nahi..!!!
Marathi teacher wrote spelling of
"ANIMAL"
as
"AN_MAL"
& asked whats d MISTAKE..?
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MARATHI Boy - Sir,
'I' ghala
tikde...
Plz Samjun Ghe Tujhya Mule Mala Ratra Bhar Zop Lagat Nahi,
Plz Nako Khelu Majhya Jvnashi,
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Santa Hath Jodun
'Machhar' La Sangat Hota.Plz Samjun Ghe Tujhya Mule Mala Ratra Bhar Zop Lagat Nahi,
Plz Nako Khelu Majhya Jvnashi,
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Santa Hath Jodun
'Machhar' La Sangat Hota.
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