Funny Sms Hindi Jokes Biography
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Student: beautiful Red Underwear.........
Teacher: What Nonsense Hindi Mein Btao ??
Student: Sundar Laal chaddaa..........................very very funny jokes in hindi
Teacher:-"Batao A Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai??
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Santa Kafi Der Sochne Ke Baad BoLa..." A Kya BoLti Tu ".
Ek family sole film dekh kar
Ghar agaye tabhi pati ne
Patni se romantic andaj me kaha
Nach basanti nach
Tabhi chota bachcha bola mummy
Is kutte ke samne mat nachna........
TAJJUB Hai-
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Aap jaise Smart log bhi
Road ke kinare katori
lekar khade ho jate hai..,
AKHIR KYU.
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Sirf do char..
Golgappe Khane ke liye!..........very very funny jokes in Hindi for facebook
Bhut Drd Hta H Jab, Teacher Bolta H Ki Tumhra Aur,
Tumhre Age Wale Ka Ans. 1 Hai,
Tab Dil Se Awaz Ati H, To Sir Sawal Bhi Tho 1 Hi Tha......
Oye! jab b free ho to plz msg karna tumse 1 zaruri baat pe advice leni hai
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TAJ MAHAL bech dun ya rehne dun
Govt school kar bachhe kisi ko ghaseet kar school le ja rahe the,
Ye dekh kar 1 Aadmi bola:
Jane do Beta,
Ye Khud School aa jayega
Bachhe: Ye bachha nahi master ji hai..........................very very funny jokes in hindi
All theater silent
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-Police at rest
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-Mobile companies in loss
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-Gift shop in loss
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All boys were university topper.
"Extreme Height of Laziness"
Theif1: Let us count the money that we have robbed today at bank.
Theif2: Oh! No! I'm so tired.we can see it in the news.
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Dedicated to all my frnds. . !!
Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena. .:-(
Ham dil p pathar rakh k tmhe goli mar denge:->
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1 sardar ko Chand par bhejne ka Faisla hua. Aadhe raste jakar sardar Rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhoka ! Kamino Aaj to Amawasya hai, Chand to hoga hi nhi .
Sach ka saamna
Jawab sirf yes ya no me dena hai.....
SAWAL- kya apne bhikariyo k ktore se paise churane chhod diya hai..?
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Zindagi Mein Boyfrnd/Girlfrnd Bnana bhi Bahut Zaruri hai
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Ask Y ?
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Bcoz Zindagi Me KHUSHiYAN hi Sub Kuch NAhi Hoti.
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'BAWAAL' bhi Zaruri hai.
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Advantage of speaking truth is that u don't have to remember what u said,
But
Lying increases ur memory power!....!;)
QUESTION
Sharam kya hai"
ANS: sharam us cheez ka naam hai jo agr tum logon ko aa jaye to mera inbox kabhi khali na rahe...
Punjab Me 1 Train Ke Niche 100 Sardar Aa Gaye!
99 Mar Gaye..
1 Bach Gaya.
Reporter Ne Usse Puchha: Ye Sab Kise Hua..?
Sardar: Galat Announcement Ki Vajah Se,
Announcement Huva Tha Ki Shatabdi Express Platform Par Aa Rahi Hai!
To Sab Ghabra Ke Platform Se Utarkar Patri Par Aa Gaye!
Par Train Platform Par Nahi Patri Par Aayi.
Reportr: Aur Aap Samajdar Nikle Jo Patri Par Nahi Utre!
Sardar: Are Nahi Re, Me To Suicide Karne Aya Tha, Announcement Sunke Me Patri Se Hatkar Platform Pe Let Gaya Tha.
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BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??
BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti Hai..!!
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Train Chali, Jetha Aaya Aur Dibbe Me Chad Gaya.
TT Bola – Q Be Dikhta Nahi, Ye Ladies Compart Hai.
Jetha – Sorry Sab, Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho…
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Jetha: 1 Toothbrush Dena.
Meri Brush Ka 1 Baal Tut Gaya.
Dukandar: 1 Baal Tut Gaya To Naya Kyo Le Rahe Ho??
Jetha: Jo Tuta Wo Akhri Tha….
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Ye Joke Padhoge To Haste Haste Pagal Ho Jaoge..
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Isiliye Nahi Bheja.
I Care For U Always..
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Sharabi Road par Pada Tha,
Police man - Itni Kyu Piiee Rakhi He?
Sharabi - Majburi Thi Sir..
Police man - Kya Majburi Thi?
Sharabi - Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha..
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Man: Koi Lambi Umar ka Tarika Batao.
Dr: Saadi kar Lo.
Man: Kya isse Umar Lambi ho jayegi!
Dr: Nahi ye Khwahis He Marr jayegi!
Profecer: Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He?
Pappu: Agar Film Silent Thi To Apko Kaise Pata Chala K Wo Hindi He?
Profecer Shoked, Pappu Rocks..
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Pappu: Yaar Achha Hua Main India Me Paida Hua, America Mein Nahi..
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Chintu: Q America Mein Paida Hota To Kya Ho Jata.. ??
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Pappu: Tu Bhi Na Yaar, Tujhe Pata to Hai Mujhe English Kaha Aati Hai..??
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Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professoron Ko
1 Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya..
Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI”
Sab Profesrs Utar Gaye…
Par Principal Baithe Rahe
Logo Ne Pucha: Aapko Darr Nahi Lagta?
Principle: Muje Apne Students Par Pura Bharosa Hai.
Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!!
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1st Friend: Mere Pas Engineering Ki Degree He Kya Karu?
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2nd Friend: OLX Pe Bech De..
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Zindagi Me Hamesha 1 Bat Yad Rakho,
Kisi K Dil Se Mat Khelo Kyunki..
DIL 1 Hi Hota Hai..
Agar Khelna Hai To..
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KIDNEY Se Khelo Wo 2 Hoti Hai..
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Tanu: Yaar Mere Baal Bahot Girr Rahe Hain.
Manu: Par Kaise?
Tanu: Tension Se.
Manu: Kis Baat Ki Tension He?
Tanu: Baal Girne Ki.
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Ek Sarder Ne Air-Hostess Se Kaha, “Aapki Shakal Meri Biwi Se Kafi Milti Hai”.
Air-Hostess Ne Ye Sunke Zordaar Thappad Uske Muh Pe Mara…
Sardar Fouran Bola: Aadat Bhi Bahut Milti Hai.
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