Funny Sms Ringtones Funny Sms In Urdu In Hindi In English Boyfriend Jokes Messages In Urdu 2014 Jokes In Urdu Pictures Images

Funny Sms Ringtones Biography

Source link Google.com.pk
Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?

Kyon?

Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.

Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.

Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.

Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.

Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

1 Girl Fasi Laga Rhi Thi Santa Ne Window Se Dekha Socho Santa kya Bola Hoga?

Sirf Latkne Se Height NaI Bdhegi Mumy ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye.

Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par bhi shampu laga rha tha.
Wife - kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho?
Sardar - Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai ye Head & Shoulder hai.

Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?

Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!

Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega…

Girl: Suna h is ghar me
bhoot- pret rhte h?
Santa: Pata ni, me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha

MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi Aayi.

Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta.
GF - Kyon!
Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain.
GF - Kaun hai!
Santa - Meri bibi aur baache.

Santa: Ghar Me aag lag gayi, aag lag gayi
Banta: Mujhe kya?
Santa: Bewakoof! Tere Ghar Me lagi hai
Banta: Fir tujhe kya?

Santa:aaj tv pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.
Banta: ha par mai nahi dekh pawunga.
Santa: kyu? Banta: mera tv to 21 inch ka hi hai.

Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai? Tere dost ki death ho gai hai? Tu gaya Kyu Nahi?
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi...

Santa ghar men dakhil hote waqt wife se. Janu come here.
Wife: ohho English kahan se aagai .........
Wife: acha jano ye batao k ghar se bahir jaane ko English main kya kahen ge? Santa: socha socha or bhag kar darwaze se bahir ja kar bola janu come here..

Santa teachr ban gya. Usne exam ke liye Que. Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi sare bachche behosh ho gaye .. Questn r like -- 1. China kis Desh me h ? 2.15 Aug kis Date ko Aati h ? 3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota h ? 4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte h ? 5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?

Prove that 2/10=2 . .
Japanese student: Wrong question. . .
Pakistan student: No Way . .
American student: Its strange, how s it possible? . .
Santa: Two/Ten= wo/en T wit T cancel. w= 23rd letter, o= 15th letter, / e= 5th letter n= 14th letter So =23+15/5+14 =38/19 =2 !
India is proud of u santa..

On first night after marriage
Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai.
Husband : I thinK because this is your first night.
Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…

Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting,
Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari awaz bahar nahi ja sakti,
Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata,
Santa : Theek hai mein yahan chillata hun tum bahar jaake suno aawaz aati hai ya nahi?

Madam to Student : Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus changed mam.

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

I love walkn in rain so dat no one can c my tears!" - ye purana wala tha
"i love walkn in d fog so that no one can see that m smoking"- ye naya THA
latest pta kya hai? "i love walking, bcoz petrol/ diesel mehnga ho gya hai"

Machchhar Ka Bachcha Paheli Baar Uda. Jab Wapis Aaya To Baap Ne Pucha,Kaisa Laga? Machchhar-Bahut Achchha,Jaha B Gaya Log TALIYA Baja Rahe the

Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi.., Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi.., Hum To Muft Me Lut Gye yaaron.., Hume Kaha Pata tha Ki Unko... Baba Ram Dev wali Bimari Thi.

Santa- me bus pe chadu ya bus mujhpe dono me kya farq he? Banta- koi farq nahi dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.

Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya. . . ....... Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi. . . . . . Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya...................latest jokes

Master : kanjus kise kahte hai Student : jo 100 sms send karne par b reply nahi krte master : very good ek example batao student : aapki beti.

Santa ? Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di? Banta ? Yaar ye mobile bhi na! Santa ? Kya hua? Banta - Tune - IDEA - ka ad nahi dekha - WALK when u TALK?

Pyar Ne Pyar Ko Style BaNa DiyA, Jab Aayi Watan Ki Bat to MisaiL BaNa DiyA, DiWano Ka DarD Jab Dekha Nhi Gya To NOKIA Ne Mobile BaNa DiyA.

Sweet Fact : If a Girl has balance in her cell, then she definitely has a boyfriend.. And If a Boy has sufficient balance in his cell, then he surely does not have any Girlfriend.


Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?

Kyon?

Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.

Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.

Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.

Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.

Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

1 Girl Fasi Laga Rhi Thi Santa Ne Window Se Dekha Socho Santa kya Bola Hoga?

Sirf Latkne Se Height NaI Bdhegi Mumy ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye.

Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par bhi shampu laga rha tha.
Wife - kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho?
Sardar - Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai ye Head & Shoulder hai.

Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?

Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!

Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega…

Girl: Suna h is ghar me
bhoot- pret rhte h?
Santa: Pata ni, me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha

MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi Aayi.

Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta.
GF - Kyon!
Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain.
GF - Kaun hai!
Santa - Meri bibi aur baache.

Santa: Ghar Me aag lag gayi, aag lag gayi
Banta: Mujhe kya?
Santa: Bewakoof! Tere Ghar Me lagi hai
Banta: Fir tujhe kya?

Santa:aaj tv pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.
Banta: ha par mai nahi dekh pawunga.
Santa: kyu? Banta: mera tv to 21 inch ka hi hai.

Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai? Tere dost ki death ho gai hai? Tu gaya Kyu Nahi?
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi...

Santa ghar men dakhil hote waqt wife se. Janu come here.
Wife: ohho English kahan se aagai .........
Wife: acha jano ye batao k ghar se bahir jaane ko English main kya kahen ge? Santa: socha socha or bhag kar darwaze se bahir ja kar bola janu come here..

Santa teachr ban gya. Usne exam ke liye Que. Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi sare bachche behosh ho gaye .. Questn r like -- 1. China kis Desh me h ? 2.15 Aug kis Date ko Aati h ? 3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota h ? 4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte h ? 5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?

Prove that 2/10=2 . .
Japanese student: Wrong question. . .
Pakistan student: No Way . .
American student: Its strange, how s it possible? . .
Santa: Two/Ten= wo/en T wit T cancel. w= 23rd letter, o= 15th letter, / e= 5th letter n= 14th letter So =23+15/5+14 =38/19 =2 !
India is proud of u santa..

On first night after marriage
Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai.
Husband : I thinK because this is your first night.
Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…

Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting,
Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari awaz bahar nahi ja sakti,
Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata,
Santa : Theek hai mein yahan chillata hun tum bahar jaake suno aawaz aati hai ya nahi?

Madam to Student : Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus changed mam.

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

I love walkn in rain so dat no one can c my tears!" - ye purana wala tha
"i love walkn in d fog so that no one can see that m smoking"- ye naya THA
latest pta kya hai? "i love walking, bcoz petrol/ diesel mehnga ho gya hai"

Machchhar Ka Bachcha Paheli Baar Uda. Jab Wapis Aaya To Baap Ne Pucha,Kaisa Laga? Machchhar-Bahut Achchha,Jaha B Gaya Log TALIYA Baja Rahe the

Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi.., Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi.., Hum To Muft Me Lut Gye yaaron.., Hume Kaha Pata tha Ki Unko... Baba Ram Dev wali Bimari Thi.

Santa- me bus pe chadu ya bus mujhpe dono me kya farq he? Banta- koi farq nahi dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.

Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya. . . ....... Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi. . . . . . Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya...................latest jokes

Master : kanjus kise kahte hai Student : jo 100 sms send karne par b reply nahi krte master : very good ek example batao student : aapki beti.

Santa ? Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di? Banta ? Yaar ye mobile bhi na! Santa ? Kya hua? Banta - Tune - IDEA - ka ad nahi dekha - WALK when u TALK?

Pyar Ne Pyar Ko Style BaNa DiyA, Jab Aayi Watan Ki Bat to MisaiL BaNa DiyA, DiWano Ka DarD Jab Dekha Nhi Gya To NOKIA Ne Mobile BaNa DiyA.

Sweet Fact : If a Girl has balance in her cell, then she definitely has a boyfriend.. And If a Boy has sufficient balance in his cell, then he surely does not have any Girlfriend.

Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?

Kyon?

Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.

Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.

Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.

Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.

Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

1 Girl Fasi Laga Rhi Thi Santa Ne Window Se Dekha Socho Santa kya Bola Hoga?

Sirf Latkne Se Height NaI Bdhegi Mumy ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye.

Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par bhi shampu laga rha tha.
Wife - kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho?
Sardar - Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai ye Head & Shoulder hai.

Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?

Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!

Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega…

Girl: Suna h is ghar me
bhoot- pret rhte h?
Santa: Pata ni, me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha

MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi Aayi.

Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta.
GF - Kyon!
Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain.
GF - Kaun hai!
Santa - Meri bibi aur baache.

Santa: Ghar Me aag lag gayi, aag lag gayi
Banta: Mujhe kya?
Santa: Bewakoof! Tere Ghar Me lagi hai
Banta: Fir tujhe kya?

Santa:aaj tv pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.
Banta: ha par mai nahi dekh pawunga.
Santa: kyu? Banta: mera tv to 21 inch ka hi hai.

Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai? Tere dost ki death ho gai hai? Tu gaya Kyu Nahi?
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi...

Santa ghar men dakhil hote waqt wife se. Janu come here.
Wife: ohho English kahan se aagai .........
Wife: acha jano ye batao k ghar se bahir jaane ko English main kya kahen ge? Santa: socha socha or bhag kar darwaze se bahir ja kar bola janu come here..

Santa teachr ban gya. Usne exam ke liye Que. Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi sare bachche behosh ho gaye .. Questn r like -- 1. China kis Desh me h ? 2.15 Aug kis Date ko Aati h ? 3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota h ? 4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte h ? 5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?

Prove that 2/10=2 . .
Japanese student: Wrong question. . .
Pakistan student: No Way . .
American student: Its strange, how s it possible? . .
Santa: Two/Ten= wo/en T wit T cancel. w= 23rd letter, o= 15th letter, / e= 5th letter n= 14th letter So =23+15/5+14 =38/19 =2 !
India is proud of u santa..

On first night after marriage
Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai.
Husband : I thinK because this is your first night.
Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…

Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting,
Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari awaz bahar nahi ja sakti,
Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata,
Santa : Theek hai mein yahan chillata hun tum bahar jaake suno aawaz aati hai ya nahi?

Madam to Student : Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus changed mam.

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

I love walkn in rain so dat no one can c my tears!" - ye purana wala tha
"i love walkn in d fog so that no one can see that m smoking"- ye naya THA
latest pta kya hai? "i love walking, bcoz petrol/ diesel mehnga ho gya hai"

Machchhar Ka Bachcha Paheli Baar Uda. Jab Wapis Aaya To Baap Ne Pucha,Kaisa Laga? Machchhar-Bahut Achchha,Jaha B Gaya Log TALIYA Baja Rahe the

Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi.., Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi.., Hum To Muft Me Lut Gye yaaron.., Hume Kaha Pata tha Ki Unko... Baba Ram Dev wali Bimari Thi.

Santa- me bus pe chadu ya bus mujhpe dono me kya farq he? Banta- koi farq nahi dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.

Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya. . . ....... Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi. . . . . . Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya...................latest jokes

Master : kanjus kise kahte hai Student : jo 100 sms send karne par b reply nahi krte master : very good ek example batao student : aapki beti.

Santa ? Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di? Banta ? Yaar ye mobile bhi na! Santa ? Kya hua? Banta - Tune - IDEA - ka ad nahi dekha - WALK when u TALK?

Pyar Ne Pyar Ko Style BaNa DiyA, Jab Aayi Watan Ki Bat to MisaiL BaNa DiyA, DiWano Ka DarD Jab Dekha Nhi Gya To NOKIA Ne Mobile BaNa DiyA.

Sweet Fact : If a Girl has balance in her cell, then she definitely has a boyfriend.. And If a Boy has sufficient balance in his cell, then he surely does not have any Girlfriend.

Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?

Kyon?

Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.

Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.

Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.

Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.

Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

1 Girl Fasi Laga Rhi Thi Santa Ne Window Se Dekha Socho Santa kya Bola Hoga?

Sirf Latkne Se Height NaI Bdhegi Mumy ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye.

Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par bhi shampu laga rha tha.
Wife - kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho?
Sardar - Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai ye Head & Shoulder hai.

Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?

Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!

Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega…

Girl: Suna h is ghar me
bhoot- pret rhte h?
Santa: Pata ni, me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha

MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi Aayi.

Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta.
GF - Kyon!
Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain.
GF - Kaun hai!
Santa - Meri bibi aur baache.

Santa: Ghar Me aag lag gayi, aag lag gayi
Banta: Mujhe kya?
Santa: Bewakoof! Tere Ghar Me lagi hai
Banta: Fir tujhe kya?

Santa:aaj tv pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.
Banta: ha par mai nahi dekh pawunga.
Santa: kyu? Banta: mera tv to 21 inch ka hi hai.

Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai? Tere dost ki death ho gai hai? Tu gaya Kyu Nahi?
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi...

Santa ghar men dakhil hote waqt wife se. Janu come here.
Wife: ohho English kahan se aagai .........
Wife: acha jano ye batao k ghar se bahir jaane ko English main kya kahen ge? Santa: socha socha or bhag kar darwaze se bahir ja kar bola janu come here..

Santa teachr ban gya. Usne exam ke liye Que. Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi sare bachche behosh ho gaye .. Questn r like -- 1. China kis Desh me h ? 2.15 Aug kis Date ko Aati h ? 3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota h ? 4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte h ? 5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?

Prove that 2/10=2 . .
Japanese student: Wrong question. . .
Pakistan student: No Way . .
American student: Its strange, how s it possible? . .
Santa: Two/Ten= wo/en T wit T cancel. w= 23rd letter, o= 15th letter, / e= 5th letter n= 14th letter So =23+15/5+14 =38/19 =2 !
India is proud of u santa..

On first night after marriage
Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai.
Husband : I thinK because this is your first night.
Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…

Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting,
Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari awaz bahar nahi ja sakti,
Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata,
Santa : Theek hai mein yahan chillata hun tum bahar jaake suno aawaz aati hai ya nahi?

Madam to Student : Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus changed mam.

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

I love walkn in rain so dat no one can c my tears!" - ye purana wala tha
"i love walkn in d fog so that no one can see that m smoking"- ye naya THA
latest pta kya hai? "i love walking, bcoz petrol/ diesel mehnga ho gya hai"

Machchhar Ka Bachcha Paheli Baar Uda. Jab Wapis Aaya To Baap Ne Pucha,Kaisa Laga? Machchhar-Bahut Achchha,Jaha B Gaya Log TALIYA Baja Rahe the

Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi.., Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi.., Hum To Muft Me Lut Gye yaaron.., Hume Kaha Pata tha Ki Unko... Baba Ram Dev wali Bimari Thi.

Santa- me bus pe chadu ya bus mujhpe dono me kya farq he? Banta- koi farq nahi dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.

Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya. . . ....... Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi. . . . . . Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya...................latest jokes

Master : kanjus kise kahte hai Student : jo 100 sms send karne par b reply nahi krte master : very good ek example batao student : aapki beti.

Santa ? Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di? Banta ? Yaar ye mobile bhi na! Santa ? Kya hua? Banta - Tune - IDEA - ka ad nahi dekha - WALK when u TALK?

Pyar Ne Pyar Ko Style BaNa DiyA, Jab Aayi Watan Ki Bat to MisaiL BaNa DiyA, DiWano Ka DarD Jab Dekha Nhi Gya To NOKIA Ne Mobile BaNa DiyA.

Sweet Fact : If a Girl has balance in her cell, then she definitely has a boyfriend.. And If a Boy has sufficient balance in his cell, then he surely does not have any Girlfriend.

Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?

Kyon?

Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.

Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.

Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.

Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.

Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

1 Girl Fasi Laga Rhi Thi Santa Ne Window Se Dekha Socho Santa kya Bola Hoga?

Sirf Latkne Se Height NaI Bdhegi Mumy ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye.

Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par bhi shampu laga rha tha.
Wife - kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho?
Sardar - Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai ye Head & Shoulder hai.

Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?

Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!

Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega…

Girl: Suna h is ghar me
bhoot- pret rhte h?
Santa: Pata ni, me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha

MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi Aayi.

Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta.
GF - Kyon!
Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain.
GF - Kaun hai!
Santa - Meri bibi aur baache.

Santa: Ghar Me aag lag gayi, aag lag gayi
Banta: Mujhe kya?
Santa: Bewakoof! Tere Ghar Me lagi hai
Banta: Fir tujhe kya?

Santa:aaj tv pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.
Banta: ha par mai nahi dekh pawunga.
Santa: kyu? Banta: mera tv to 21 inch ka hi hai.

Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai? Tere dost ki death ho gai hai? Tu gaya Kyu Nahi?
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi...

Santa ghar men dakhil hote waqt wife se. Janu come here.
Wife: ohho English kahan se aagai .........
Wife: acha jano ye batao k ghar se bahir jaane ko English main kya kahen ge? Santa: socha socha or bhag kar darwaze se bahir ja kar bola janu come here..

Santa teachr ban gya. Usne exam ke liye Que. Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi sare bachche behosh ho gaye .. Questn r like -- 1. China kis Desh me h ? 2.15 Aug kis Date ko Aati h ? 3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota h ? 4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte h ? 5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?

Prove that 2/10=2 . .
Japanese student: Wrong question. . .
Pakistan student: No Way . .
American student: Its strange, how s it possible? . .
Santa: Two/Ten= wo/en T wit T cancel. w= 23rd letter, o= 15th letter, / e= 5th letter n= 14th letter So =23+15/5+14 =38/19 =2 !
India is proud of u santa..

On first night after marriage
Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai.
Husband : I thinK because this is your first night.
Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…

Santa is raping a girl. Girl shouting,
Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari awaz bahar nahi ja sakti,
Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata,
Santa : Theek hai mein yahan chillata hun tum bahar jaake suno aawaz aati hai ya nahi?

Madam to Student : Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus changed mam.

Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

I love walkn in rain so dat no one can c my tears!" - ye purana wala tha
"i love walkn in d fog so that no one can see that m smoking"- ye naya THA
latest pta kya hai? "i love walking, bcoz petrol/ diesel mehnga ho gya hai"

Machchhar Ka Bachcha Paheli Baar Uda. Jab Wapis Aaya To Baap Ne Pucha,Kaisa Laga? Machchhar-Bahut Achchha,Jaha B Gaya Log TALIYA Baja Rahe the

Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi.., Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi.., Hum To Muft Me Lut Gye yaaron.., Hume Kaha Pata tha Ki Unko... Baba Ram Dev wali Bimari Thi.

Santa- me bus pe chadu ya bus mujhpe dono me kya farq he? Banta- koi farq nahi dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.

Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya. . . ....... Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi. . . . . . Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya...................latest jokes

Master : kanjus kise kahte hai Student : jo 100 sms send karne par b reply nahi krte master : very good ek example batao student : aapki beti.

Santa ? Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di? Banta ? Yaar ye mobile bhi na! Santa ? Kya hua? Banta - Tune - IDEA - ka ad nahi dekha - WALK when u TALK?

Pyar Ne Pyar Ko Style BaNa DiyA, Jab Aayi Watan Ki Bat to MisaiL BaNa DiyA, DiWano Ka DarD Jab Dekha Nhi Gya To NOKIA Ne Mobile BaNa DiyA.

Sweet Fact : If a Girl has balance in her cell, then she definitely has a boyfriend.. And If a Boy has sufficient balance in his cell, then he surely does not have any Girlfriend.

Funny Sms Ringtones Funny Sms In Urdu In Hindi In English Boyfriend Jokes Messages In Urdu 2014 Jokes In Urdu Pictures Images

Funny Sms Ringtones Funny Sms In Urdu In Hindi In English Boyfriend Jokes Messages In Urdu 2014 Jokes In Urdu Pictures Images

Funny Sms Ringtones Funny Sms In Urdu In Hindi In English Boyfriend Jokes Messages In Urdu 2014 Jokes In Urdu Pictures Images

Funny Sms Ringtones Funny Sms In Urdu In Hindi In English Boyfriend Jokes Messages In Urdu 2014 Jokes In Urdu Pictures Images

Funny Sms Ringtones Funny Sms In Urdu In Hindi In English Boyfriend Jokes Messages In Urdu 2014 Jokes In Urdu Pictures Images

Funny Sms Ringtones Funny Sms In Urdu In Hindi In English Boyfriend Jokes Messages In Urdu 2014 Jokes In Urdu Pictures Images

Funny Sms Ringtones Funny Sms In Urdu In Hindi In English Boyfriend Jokes Messages In Urdu 2014 Jokes In Urdu Pictures Images

Funny Sms Ringtones Funny Sms In Urdu In Hindi In English Boyfriend Jokes Messages In Urdu 2014 Jokes In Urdu Pictures Images

Funny Sms Ringtones Funny Sms In Urdu In Hindi In English Boyfriend Jokes Messages In Urdu 2014 Jokes In Urdu Pictures Images

Funny Sms Ringtones Funny Sms In Urdu In Hindi In English Boyfriend Jokes Messages In Urdu 2014 Jokes In Urdu Pictures Images

Funny Sms Ringtones Funny Sms In Urdu In Hindi In English Boyfriend Jokes Messages In Urdu 2014 Jokes In Urdu Pictures Images