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Joyous January - Fabulous February
Magical March - Adorable April
Magnificent May - Jolly June
Jubilant July - Awesome August
Scintillating September - Outstanding October
Naughty November and Dazzling December
This is how I sincerely wish your New Year to be!
Happy New Year!


Nights are Dark but Days are Light,

Wish your Life will always be Bright.

So my Dear don’t get Fear

Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014

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What is the MORAL of these Movies?
Ashiqui 2
JANNAT
DEVDAs
MURDER
FANA
Awarapan
&
TITANIC
Think!
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.Bachi k chkar me jo Pra,
wo KUTTAY ki moat mara…:p:p

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It's New Year and time do something for our health. So please join me in taking this pledge:
1. I will walk to the pub (Exercise)
2. I will put Lime in my Vodka (Vitamin C)
3. I will have vegetables in my Bloody Mary (Veggies)
4. I will drink out on the patio (Fresh Air)
5. I will tell raunchy jokes and laugh(Eliminate Stress)
6. I will pass out (Rest)!

ou Are The Reason Of My Sleepless Night,
You Are The Reason Of My Daydreaming,
My Life Starts With Your Bright Sunny Smile,
I Cannot End My Day
Without Wishing You Goodnight.

Wish You Last Good Night 2013

Good Morning.
It Is Time To Jump Out Of Bed,
Brush Your Teeth,
Eat Your Breakfast And
Get Ready To Grab
All The Opportunities
That Will Come Your Way.

Just As A New Bloom Spreads
Fragrance And Freshness Around?
May The New Year Add A New Beauty
And Freshness Into Your Life.
Happy New Year.



Bhagwan karay ap ko aik
Crore rupay
Say bharda howa bag mily

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Aur
Hr aik note
Pe likha hoo
HAPPY NEW YEAR :D:P



Daru k baad
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INDIA is a place where.. Anyone driving faster than
you is..

“Saala yeh Pakka marega”

Anyone driving slower than you is ”

Saala kutta, Gaadi Chalani ni aati ise” !!

And Anyone Driving Parallel to you is

“Apne Baap se Race Lagayega Tu..”
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hahahahha for all sharabissss………….

There have been many time in 2013
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
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today I just wanna tell you
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I plan to continue it in 2014.

ONE GLASS WATER,
ONE GLASS BEER,
OH MY DEAR,
"HAPPY NEW YEAR" :-)

Send to Friends   


With all the Rose’s Perfume
& with all the lights in the world
& with all the children Smiles…
I Wish U that your all dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014*

Send to Friends   


Even
If we have..

Less talks
Less hellos
Less stories
Less greetings
But always
Remember that

My prayers
Will
Never b
Less…
for You….
Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 2014 with God Bless! 

Send to Friends   


My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb, Peace for March, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful New Year 2014

Send to Friends   


Hope u'll have a New Year that starts right and ends Happy!
vefore the sun sets in this year, before the memories fade, before the networks get jammed.....Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2014.


Best 20 Funny New Year 2014 Text Message
December 29, 2013 by Shawon Toufiq 1 Comment

Happy New Year 2014. We again come to provide you the Best 20 Funny New Year 2014 Text Message. Though it’s the era of internet and Wi-Fi, Text message has some immense value. When you will send or receive the Happy New Year SMS 2014, you will definitely feel the heat of Happy New Year 2014.
Best 20 Funny New Year 2014 Text Message
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Like every year, I tried to find the Best 20 Funny New Year 2014 Text Message for collection. You can easily copy and send them to dear ones and it’s free.
SMS 20 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,

Wish your Life will always be Bright.

So my Dear don’t get Fear

Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014
SMS 19 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014

SORRY

A special SORRY for u!

Plz Excuse my all mistakes in

the beginning of new year

&

Get Ready in New Year

for New Mistakes!

Bcoz I can?t change

Happy New Year
SMS 18 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014

I wish U to have a …..

Sweetest Sunday,

Marvelous Monday,

Tasty Tuesday,

Wonderful Wednesday,

Thankful Thursday,

Friendly Friday,

Successful Saturday.

Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR
SMS 17 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014

A New Year Means New Opportunities

Enjoy Your Life,

Be Happy Every Moment,

Pick Up The Glass

With Champagne And Scream

and Celebrate Happy New Year 2014.
SMS 16 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,

Let all ur Dreams be Clear,

Never put Tear, Please Hear,

I want to tell one thing in ur Ear

Wishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR”!
SMS 15 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014

New is the year; new are the hopes and the aspirations,

New is the resolution, new are the spirits and

Forever my warm wishes are for u.

Have a promising and fulfilling New Year.
SMS 14 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014

Wishing you a fabulous 2014
with full of great achievements and experiences.
A meaningful chapter waiting
to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!
SMS 13 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014

12 Months happiness, 52 weeks fun,

365 Days laughter, 8760 hrs good luck,

525600 Minutes joy, 31536000 seconds success,

So wishing u a

(*)Happy New Year(*)
SMS 12 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014

2013 is Coming! Before 2013 Ends,

Let Me Thank all the Good People like U,

Who made ’2013′ so much Beautiful 4 Me.

I Pray U be Blessed with Faithful Years Ahead.

I wish You a

Fantastic JANUARY

Love able FEBRUARY

Marvelous MARCH

Fool less APRIL

Enjoyable MAY

Successful JUNE

Wonderful JULY

Independent AUGUST

Romantic SEPTEMBER

Tastiest OCTOBER

Beautiful NOVEMBER

Happiest DECEMBER

Have a VICTORIOUS ’2014′
SMS 11 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014

Beauty..

Freshness..

Dreams..

Truth..

Imagination..

Feeling..

Faith..

Trust..

This is beginning of a new year!
SMS 10 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014

Before the sun sets in this year,

Before the memories fade,

Before the networks get jammed

Wish u and Ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2014
SMS 9 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014

RENEWAL OF FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT 2014

After serious and cautious consideration,

your contract has been renewed for the Year 2014.

So, try to be more LOVING and CARING next year.

Take care of Me and Miss me.

Because, It’s impossible to find a FRIEND

Who is

95% ideal

96% smart

97% kind

98% true

99% Talented

and

100% lovable

So,

Don’t lose WHOM U NEVER WANT TO LOSE.

Wish you a Very Happy New Year.
SMS 8 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014

Here is a wishing that

The coming year is a glorious one

That rewards all your

Future endeavors with success.
SMS 7 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014

ONE GLASS WATER,

ONE GLASS BEER,

OH MY DEAR,

“HAPPY NEW YEAR” :-)
SMS 6 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014

A New Year Is Unfolding

Like A Blossom With

Petals Curled Tightly

Concealing The Beauty Within.

Happy New Year Eve
SMS 5 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014

My Wishes in 2014

God gives You..

12 Month of Happiness,

52 Weeks of Fun,

365 Days Success,

8760 Hours Good Health,

52600 Minutes Good Luck,

3153600 Seconds of Joy.. and that’s all! ”
SMS 4 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014

Keep the smile,

leave the tear,

Think of joy,

forget the fear,

Hold the laugh,

leave the pain,

Be joyous ,

Coz its new year!

HAPPY NEW YEAR
SMS 3 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014

I Made No Resolutions For The New Year.

The Habit of Making Plans,

Criticizing, Sanctioning

And Molding My Life

Is Too Much of

A Daily Event For Me
SMS 2 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014

Memorable moment r celebrated together,

U r my best friend for now & forever,

Make me Miss U even more this New Year,

Hope this 2014 bring Happiness for you Dear.
SMS 1 of funniest happy New Year Text Message of 2014

May Your Hair, Your Teeth,

Your Face-Lift, Your Abs And

Your Stocks Not Fall;

And May Your Blood Pressure,

Your Triglycerides,

Your Cholesterol,

Your White Blood Count And

Your Mortgage Interest Not Rise.

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Ajibat bolayach nahi mazyashi . .!

Tu tuzya margane ja,
Mi mazya margane janar.

I don't wnt 2 talk with U.




gr8 lines
Said by X axis to Y axis at (0,0).:-P


Ekda Scientist LAPACHAPI khelat
hote.
Einstein var daav hota,Newton
lapanya aiwaji 1meter chya square
mdhe ubha rahila
Einstein:- Newton ESTOP....
Newton:-'aanda futalaaa' me
Newton nahiye karan me
1meter square madhe aahe ,ani
Newton per meter square mhanje
PASCAL!! Chal parat daav ghe.....

GF : A mla v.day la kay gift deshil?

BF : Bol kay havay tla?

GF : Mla ek ring deshil?

BF : Bus...tyat kay dein ki mobilevar deu ki landlinevar?


BANI ne lagnala hokar dilyavar BANYA andane mhanala ' chala ata hotelmadhye jevanacha kharch tri vachel'

BANI.: AYYA!! tla swayanpak pan karta yeto?


Santa: he deva, mzya gharapasun america paryant rasta tayar karun de.

Dev : katin ahe, dusar khitari mag.

santa : mag mla ek GF de, g fact mazyavar prem krel.

Dev : mla sang rasta kevapasun banvayala gheu?

Originally posted by raj
Jevha tula
aagdi ekta vaatel

Najre samor
dhuka vaatel

Aaspaas konich
disnar naahi,?

Saagle jaag
andhuk houn jail Tevha
tu majhya kade ye..

Me tula Dolyanchya
doctor kade gheun jain

Ek truck & popat
yanchi dhadak hote,
Popat beshudh padto...

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Truck driver popatala ghari pinjryat thevto,.

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(Popat shudhivar alyavar)

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Aila jail?

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Driver mela ki kay.?


Priye Tu
mala havi aahes

Majya sobat Ekhadya
chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te..

Premache teen shabda ?

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me bill bharte ...

Ekada don mitra,
1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan,

rastyane barobar challe
astaat.Tevdhyat,
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tyanna rastyat vis(20)
rupayaachi note disate.
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Musalmaan mitra
ekdaam excite houn mhanto,
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"Bis Milaah!!"
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Tyavar Hindu mitra
chidun manto,
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"dus tulla, dus malla!!!!!"

Girl~me tula
maja ♡heart♡
chaoperation
zhaleli jaga
dhakvu,?

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Boy~ha..

Luv kar dakhav..

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Girl~tithe bag te GG hospital


बायको : काय हो, तुम्ही देशी पिऊन आला की पारो म्हणता, विदेशी पिऊन आला की डार्लिग म्हणता...आणी काल मला तूम्ही हडळ का म्हणला?

गण्या : काल मी Sprite पिलो होतो....सिधि बात...नो बकवास!

Ekda santa railway station chya inquari countar var karmcharyashi bhandat hota.... SANTA : Kay ho tmchya gadya jar nehmich ushira yetat tar he time-table kasala laval ahe...? KARMCHARI : Sahea jar gadya velet yeu lagalya tar tmi parat vicharal he waiting room kashakarta banvile?


(santa eka janral store madhye shampu gyayala jato ) santa: o ya shampu barobar je khi free gift asel te dya. dukandar: ya barobar kahich gift free nhi sahea. SANTA: kay khot bolta rao, yavar lihilay ki dandraf free

Mulga: i love u. mulgi: chal re tond bagital ka arshyat! mulga: tond kay pahtes? mzyakade gas silendarchi 3 conecation ahet. mulgi: i love u mza raja.
EK PREMAL SATYA: Bfrnd chuk karto,teva gfrnd tyachyavar ordate...bfrnd sory mhanto..! ani gfrnd chuk karte,teva bfrnd tichyavar ordato...gfrnd radayala lagate,mag mulgach mhanto sory.. tatpary konihi chukal tri mulalach sory mhanave lagte.


Navra: he kay, aaj jewanat parat maggych? Byko: mag kay karnar,varshatun 6 silendar milnar tar asach j1 banaउ shakte j 2mintat banel...!!!

teacher: here's a math prlm. if ur dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave ur mother half of it, what would she have? student: a heart attack.

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Mulgi:Ya saadichi kai kimmat aahe? Chaavat dukandaar: paach chumban. Mulgi:Hi saadi pack karun dya, bill maajhi aaji denar aahe

Tharki Pappu .- i want 2 kiss you.
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ladki - tameez se bolo ...
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Pappu tharki - uparwale ki aseem
kripa
se . .
kudrati
khubsuruti se bhari hui aye
sundar
kanya . .
ye saaf dil wala tharki pappu
tumhare laal
surkh hontho pe chumban lena
chahta hai


f these movies were dubbed in marathi.....


KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI-
Kasatari Hotay...

HOLLOW MAN- Pokal Manus...

DIE ANOTHER DAY- Nantar Kadhitari Mar...

GONE WITH THE WIND- Gela Udat...

SUPERMAN- Lai Bhari Manus...

FANTASTIC 4 - Rapchik Chowge...

SCORPION KING- Tatya Vinchu...

THE MUMMY- Aai...

THE MUMMY RETURNS- Aai Parat Aali...

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE- Nahi Jamat.!

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE II- Ekda Sangitla Naa Nahi Jamat.!

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE III- Aee Kutrya Nahi Jamat Bollo Naa..!!

IRON MAN- Lokhanda Cha Manus...

THOR - Hathodi Fekun Marel...

MEN IN BLACK- Kali Manse..!

MEN IN BLACK 2- Ekdum Kali Manse..!!

MEN IN BLACK 3 - Itki Kali Manse Ki Disat Ach Nahi...!!!!!!


Tya aajsuddha amchyakade baghun laajatat,
Pan tyanchi mulech khup khatyal aahet,
Ji amhala mama mama mhanun bolavtat!

Eka makdane arshat swatachi chhabi baghitli
Ani aatmahatya karun taakli,
Tu mala vachan de…
Aarsa kadhi baghnar nahi…promise me please!


“Ek divas amhi tyanchyakade gelo, te zoplele hote…
Ek divas te amchya ghari aale, amhi zoplo hoto”
Moral- Karave tase bharave…ha haa haa!

Lok saangtaat ki premat zop yet nahi…
Are kunitari aamchyavardekhil prem kara,
Chyayla nusti daradur zop laagte!


Ek Aadmi Ne
Advertisement Dekha,

“Purana Mobile Do
Aur New Mobile Lo”

Wo Us Address per Gaya,

Wahan Koi Shop Nahi Thi.

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Waha 2 ladke
khade the…

Usne wahan jaakar
unse uss Ad ke baare
mein puchha.

Unhone Bandook
nikal kar kaha,

Ye Ad Humne Hi Diya Tha,

Chal Purana Mobile De
Or Jakar Naya Mobile Le chal…

Hum uske liye jee rahe the,

Hum uske liye mar rahe the,

Ban gaye the uske
pyaar mein Ullu…

Hum uske liye jee rahe the,

Hum uske liye mar rahe the,

Ban gaye the uske
pyaar mein Ullu…

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Na chah kar bhi
hamein kya mila?

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Babaji ka thullu!


What Americans gave:
i-pad
i-pods
i-phones
i-pad-Mini
i-tunes

What Maharashtra gave:
i-shappath
i-zhavli
i-zhavadya
i-chi gand
i-cha bhosada...
i- chya gavath
i- cha gho

YOTISHi: Tuze naav Pampya? ?

Pampya :Hoy Maharaj...!!

JYOTISHI: Tula 2 Muli. 1 Mulga ahe?

Pampya:Hoy Maharaj..!!

JYOTISHI: Tu aatach 10 kg Tandul vikat gheun yet ahes?

Pampya: Ho maharaj.Tumhi tar Aantaryami aahat..

JYOTISHI: Are lavdya Patrika dakhav, Ration Card kay gandit ghalayala anales ....??


राहुल गांधी (निर्मल बाबा से)
बाबा, हमारा तो सूपड़ा ही साफ होगया!

कुछ ऐसा उपाय बताओ कि मैं देश
का प्रधानमंत्री बन जाऊं।

निर्मल बाबा:कभी ट्रेन में चाय बेची है?

राहुल गांधी:नहीं।

निर्मल बाबा:शुरू कर दो फिर,

कृपा वहीं अटकी हुई है!;)

Phulancha Sugandh chorla jaat nahi.
Suryachi Kirne
lapwali jat nahi
Aplya barobar kiti pan bhari item asli tari...
Dusryachi baghitlya shivay angatli masti jaat
nahi..!!!

Marathi teacher wrote spelling of
"ANIMAL"
as
"AN_MAL"
& asked whats d MISTAKE..?
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MARATHI Boy - Sir,
'I' ghala
tikde...

Plz Samjun Ghe Tujhya Mule Mala Ratra Bhar Zop Lagat Nahi,
Plz Nako Khelu Majhya Jvnashi,
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Santa Hath Jodun
'Machhar' La Sangat Hota.Plz Samjun Ghe Tujhya Mule Mala Ratra Bhar Zop Lagat Nahi,
Plz Nako Khelu Majhya Jvnashi,
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Santa Hath Jodun
'Machhar' La Sangat Hota.


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Xcuse me,
agar aap abhi soye nahi ho
aur msg padh rahe ho
to 'GoodNight'.
Aur agar aap so gaye ho
aur msg subah padoge
to fir 'GoodMorning

G?dm?rni?g Hot tea!

G?dm?rni?g
Hot tea
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Chai se urte dhuen mei unki
taswer nazr ati ha

Rozana inhi chakron mein meri
chae thandi ho Jati ha


*?GOOD?*
*?MORNING?*
*?One request?*
kbi udas mat hona
*?One advise?*
jo pal dukh den unhe bhol
jana*?One Wish?*
khushi k pal ju ayeen unhy
samait lena.
*?Ek dua?*
zindagi ki her khushi apko
zaroor milyy.(AMEEEN)
SUBAH BAKHAIR..!!


.*Always*.
Welcome a NewDay With a
.*Smile*.
On Your
.*Lips*.
.*.*Love*.*.
In Your
.*.*Heart*.*.
.*.*Good*.*.
.*Thoughts *.
In Your
.*.*Mind*.*.
And You Will
.*.*Always*.*
Have a Wonderful
.*.* DAY *.*.
*G00D M0RNING*


GOOD MORNING
JUST 4 U
MUST 4 U..
FIRST 4 U..
NOTHING 2 SAY..
ALWAYS B HAPPY...
ITS MY PRAY..
HAVE A NICE DAY..
Gud Morning :) cuteangel. dil
jania Heer manobilli bebo baby
pinky my life my heart :) :*


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Nasha Mohabbat Ka Ho Ya Sharab Ka

Hosh Dono Main Kho Jata Hai,

Fark Sirf Itna Hai.

Sharab Sula Deti Hai,

Aur Mohabat Rula Deti Hai..

Gud morning frindss:-)


You are my sweet SONA,
I dont want u KHONA,
I want a place in your hearts KONA,
Otherwise i will start RONA,
Atleast good morning to KAR LONA…



Morning greetings
does not only mean saying Good Morning,
it has a silent message saying:
I remember you when I wake up!
Have a nice day!

Go0d m0rning to those who likes me or n0t.
Gud m0rning to those who hates me or n0t.
Gud m0rning to those who loves me or n0t.
I dont care what people do, think or say.
I just know my why of life. Its a blessing of MY ALLAH and i m happy with that.
I m just like a candle.
Its up to u how will u use me?
"TO BURN UR LIFE OR TO LIGHTEN UR LIFE."


See outside the window,
Sun rising for you,
flowers smiling for you,
Birds Singing for you,
b’coz last night,
I told them to wish you
good morning..!


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TEACHER: Sarah, go to the map and find North America . SARAH: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Sarah!

two old women were sitting on a bench .
1 old women: my memory is really bad.
2 old women:how bad is it?
1 old women:how bad is what?


a man was crying in front of his wife's cemetery. suddenly he saw an another man crying really loud.
the crying man: why did u did this to me?
1 man: sorry to ask about your personal
life. who is this person.? is this is
your wife?
crying man:no. its my wife's 1 st husband.

Grlfrnd na hone k 6 fayde:
1-Time ki bacht
2-Chain ki Nind
3-koi Mis Call nhi
4-Koi tension nhi
5-No Boring Sms
6-Koi safai nhi ki numbr busy kyo tha.
Moral no grlfrnd no tnsn.
Samjo kamino

Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
.
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:”DADDY “

In a personality class, the trainer has been explaining the importance of SWOT analysis.(SWOT analysis means finding one's strength,weakness,opportunity and threat). then he asked one of the participants;
what is your strength?
participant: my wife is my strength.
what is your weakness?
participant: your wife is my weakness.
then what is your opportunity?
participant: i am looking for an opportunity
what is your threat?
participant: you are my threat.

Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mod Doo
Tere Liye Chand Tare Tak Tod Doo
Khushiyo Ke Darwaje Tere Liye Khol Doon,
Itna Kaafi Hai ya Do Chaar Jhoot Aur Bol Doo._
Read aMisCall Taaki...

husband:kahan ja rahi ho..
wife:mari car mein ghoomne ja rahi ho..
husband:jab dekho mari car,mara bangla bolti rahti ho kabhi humara bhi bola karo....ab almari mein kiya dekh rahi ho
wife:humara dubata dhoond rahi hon..


WEDDING INVITATION
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Mrs & Mr. BIRYANI
Invite u & your famly 4 d wedding of their Grandson
MASALA Rice
(S/o.Zira Rice)
with
QEEMA Masala
(D/o. Seekh Kabab)
On 16-10-2013
At- 8pm
Venue:-
Near Kaleji FUNCTION HALL, Paya Building,
Bheja Fry Road, Opp. Charbi Theatre,
Gurdaa Mohalla,
Near Bakraa nagar.

AAP CHAHO TO APNE SERVENT KO B SATH LA SAKTE HO!!!!!

One day....
Santa:hello! Kay his pa train aati hai
man:nahi par ana wali hai par tum kuy puch rahaho
santa:kuaki mara dost banta ko jor sa potty lagi huiya hai

Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!

A good advice from a good friend!

I read in the newspaper that drinking beer causes liver cancer so please-stop reading newspapers...cheers......

Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked “Tum kaun ho?”
.
.
.
Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
.
.
.
.
Wife: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai…. “Bhaisaab”..!!:D

पत्थर की दुनिया जज़्बात नही समझती,
दिल में क्या है वो बात नही समझती,
तन्हा तो चाँद भी सितारों के बीच में है,
पर चाँद का दर्द वो रात नही समझती…

Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle'
Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent
Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle

Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?

Pappu: Amritsar.

Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.

Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.

Teacher: Yes, go ahead.

Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Banto?

Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?

Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.

itler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

Sardar looks at an icecube for 1 hour
some one asks him what he was doing..
Sardar replied:-iam checking from where its leaking....!

Q: Why are there no elephants in Bollywood?
A:They can't run around trees without knocking them down.

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigate

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

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