Funny Sms and Jokes
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gaya lekin murgay ka English word bhool gaya.
Waiter: What do u like to have sir?
Pathan: one plate egg ka papa plz..:p:p
Beta: Papa Humaray Ghar main Jin hain ?
Baap: Ye Jin Waghera kuch nhi hotay …
Beta: Papa Nokrani kehti hy
k humaray Ghar main jin hain
Baap: Saman pack karo …
Beta: Q papa ?
Baap: Abay..
Humary Ghar main koie Nokrani hi Nhi Hy..:p:p
Grl: Call me sweeto
Boy: sweeto
Grl: call me baby
Boy: baby
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Grl:
haramdeya phone kr menu
Boy: Ohh sorry janu krta hu..:p:p
Bhikhari ne Awaaz
lagayi- Babu ji roti
milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…
Boy:- Jaanu Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Me Kisi Ko
Mat Batana…
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Girl:- Tumhari Bahen Ko
To Zaroor Bataungi.
Kehti Thi Koi “Kutta” Hi Hoga Jo Tujhse Pyaar Karega..:p:p
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I’m Not Sad For Being Single Rather
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I’m Thinking Of Her Who Is Single Because Of Me..
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Awwwh..
“Bechaarii”
Bhatak RHi H0 Gi..:P:P
Dil ki dhadkan he ruk gyi
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.jb light gyi or kaam wali bai boli
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.wot d hell is dis
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.u dnt hv invortor…:p:p
ukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k
thak
gaya..
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra
pasand nahi aaya..
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Aurat:” Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi
lene
aayi thi…:P:P
Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???
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2 Get Choclate Milk!!
Physics ka baap -
All scientists failed to answer this But SANTA Rocks !!
Question - Which liquid turns solid on heating??? Ans - besan ke pakore
Teacher to Sardar : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya.?
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Deadly answer given by
Santa: Sir kyuki hum to ''Hostel'' me rahte hain..!
Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
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He Became Upset & Said,
Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back..
Santa kissed his GF in park
Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo
Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married
Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black?
Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"!
Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!!!
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