Funny English Sms Biography
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"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
......"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is
Younger,Either Sunday Or
Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In
Age..."
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also
Available For Boys'.:-P
he said to me:'I LOVE YOU':)
i said....
oh my GOD!!!! what a co-incodence!:O
i love my self too.... :p
A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:
I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.
Girl:
Oye carbon monoxide,apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja,is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey.
Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad:-
1- Money can't buy happiness... but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
2- Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.
3- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember u when he is in trouble again.
4- Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
5- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
So Cheers! :-)
To live a life, we need:
1. Brain
2. Intelligence
3. Knowledge
4. Expression
5. Looks
6. Luck
So,
I salute YOU....
for managing Without these:-
when nobody loves u,
when nobody care 4 u,
when everybody ignore u,
then
sit in a CORNER,
close your arms
and says,
chawal e nay saray.
A child said 2 sales girl in sweets shop:
Miss will u marry me wen i grow up
Girl smiled & said YES
Child said:can u give ur future husband a free chocolate(",)
Compaq is considering changing the command (press any key) to (press RETURN key )
bcoz of the flood of calls asking where the any key is?
A couple were arguing.
Wife:u dont like anybody in my family
Man:Not true,I like ur mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!
A baby was BORN to a sardar. When the nurse brought the baby to him he beamed out saying, Please dont tell my wife abt this, I want to give her a surprise
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If every child starts swapping their mummy papa mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate!
Laugh, until U have teeth..
U can Smile Later!!!funny english sms!
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Awesome Saying:
In Life,Don't Be A Rat In A Rat Race Coz Even If You Win You'll Still Be A Rat,
Instead Be With Lions, Even If You Lose You'll Still Be A Lion!
What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?
.
..
...
In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.
Human-beings get rich as they grow old:
Silver in Hair;
Gold in Teeth;
Sugar in Blood;
Precious Stones in Kidney;
And a never ending supply of Gas!
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:: Full Dose of Laughter - Nonstop ::
I bought a new printer because
it was cheaper than ink refills.
Now I'm wondering how long before
new cars are cheaper than fuel.
Santa: My wife is a very careful driver.
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: She always slows down when passing a red light!
Laughter is d Best medicine,
.
.
.
.
But if u r laughing without any reason, U need Medicine..
A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note:
Dearest Mom,
If you pull this ring, I'll be able to get 3 days leave.
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After 0ur Last Argument,
I Told My Girlfriend,
"I Hope Your Next Boyfriend
Appreciates The Improvements
I've Made In You .
Boys are stronger than Girls??
Ohh Please !!
No Ways!!!
Can they carry 8kg of shopping bag?
Can they go a week eating only salad?
Can they face a heart break?
If You Look At The Sky Tonight
And Notice That The Brightest Star Is Missing,
I Swear I Have No Clue
How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I'm OK
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believe in love ...!Love has great power !
It can " REMOVE " misunderstandings,Anxieties, worries Doubts,Fears ,Tears ,T shirts,Tops, Jeans etc etc etc ..
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Children: You spend the first 2 years teaching them to walk and talk.
Then the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
tips 4 boys-
if you marry one girl,she will fight with you.
if you marry two girls,they will fight for u....
think different
Y r u so opposite to me?
When i say tea,u say coffee!
I say white,u say black!
I went to dental hospital,u went to mental hospital!
I came back and u still there!
V Need A Way Of Telling
People They Have Bad
Breath Without Hurting
Their Feelings
Like
"Well I M Bored
Let's Go Brush 0ur Teeth ...
When I was in darknes,you gave me light.
You gave me strength to make life bright.
Thank you so much. ..
PHILIPS TUBELIGHT...................very short funny sms
Teacher: Wht do u want to be when you grow up?
Pappu: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman.
Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman.
Pappu: He isn't. He's a burglar!
Two prisoners were waiting to be executed. "Any last requests?" asked the jailer.
"Yes", replied one of the prisoners. "I love music; so before I die, could you play me something by Himesh Resham"
And the second prisoner said, "Please kill me first."
Only "Itch Guard" can claim that it started it's business from 'scratch'.
Banta: What's the difference between us and Camels?
Santa: They can work without drinking for 7 days
and
We can drink without working for 7 days!
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Pappu and Pinky were arguing over the breakfast table.
"You're so stupid," said Pappu.
"That's enough" said their dad. "Pappu, say sorry to Pinky", added Santa.
Pappu: I'm sorry you're so stupid!
Only 3 living beings are immune to cold:
1. Polar bears
2. Penguins
3. Girls wearing sleeveless and backless dresses in marriages during severe winter.
I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, my friends send money.
If you ever find a woman who is Gorgeous and glamorous; has a nice figure, intelligent, gets things done on her own, drives a car very well, cooks best food, has little expectations and is not at all materialistic and loves you unconditionally, let it be known that the alcohol you have consumed is of the highest quality!
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Q: Why are Egyptian children always confused?
A: Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
Dear Internet Users, One day you will really regret not reading me.
Sincerely,
Terms and Conditions or T & C Applied
Most people aren't sorry; just sorry they got caught.
You can never ask a girl her age. There is no such concept.
They don't have age but age groups which are follows:
Baby, Babes, Bebe and Biji!
There is nothing more expensive than a single drop of a female/girl tear!
When a tear falls, it first mixes with 'MAC' eyeliner and 'Maybelline' mascara;
Then it comes down to the cheek, it mixes with "La Femme" blusher;
And in case it touches the lips, it gets mixed with 'Lancome' lipstick;
This means that a single drop is worth at least Rs 15000!
Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?
Pappu: Because they didn't have a colour printer!
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