Funny Sms Collections Biography
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pas awaz laga raha
tha:"
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"koi Baba nu roti
Khawa do"
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"Baba rice v kha
lenda ay"
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"Baba ice cream v
Kha lenda ay"
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"Baba burger v kha
lenda ay"
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"baba sandwich v
Kha lenda"
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Ghar k andar se
awaz ai:
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Baba "Juttiyan" v
Kha lenda ay k nai??
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Baba:
Na Puttar sakht cheez manna a
Mere pyare naujawan dosto...
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agar tum desh ko badalna chahte ho,
to badal dalo...
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kyu ki...
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ek baar agar shadi ho gayi to
desh to chhodo
apni marji se T.V ka channel bhi nahi bdal paoge
Jyaada padhi likhi biwi hone ka dukh -
Husband calls his wife in the evening n asks:Aaj
khaane mein kya pakaya hai?
Wife: Fine long grain white rice hand-picked in the emerald green lap of the Vindhyas and tender golden lentils that was gently simmered over the smouldering kisses of angels. Served with dollops of fragrant clarified butter
Husband: WOW...SOUNDS YUMMY?
Dear Math, Please grow up and solve your own problems...I'm tired of solving them for you. tongue.png
Doctor: “Apke Teen Daant Kese Toot Gaye?”
Santa: “Wife Ne Kadak Roti Banayi Thi”
Doctor: “To Khane Se Mana Kar Dete”
Santa: “Ji, Wahi To Kiya Tha“ grin.png
PARTIES BEFORE:
- Dance
- Songs
- Gossips
- Hungama
- Games
PARTIES NOW
- Selfies Wo bhi choozay jaisi shakal bana ke tongue.png
Petrol ki price dekhke sochta hu ki, gadi ki petrol ki tanki me ek viagra ki goli b daal du, sala fuel meter ka kanta to khada rahega...
Ek college ke kuch ladke Roz ek hotel
me jate aur Ek waiter ko khoob
pareshan karte the..
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Ek din unhe apni galti ka ehsaas hua
aur Unhone waiter ko 10 rupiya Tip
dekar maafi mangi glasses.png
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Sorry bhai,
Aaj ke baad hum tumhe Kabhi
pareshan nahi krenge.."
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Waiter khush hokar bola Thanx bhai, smile.png
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main bhi waada karta hoon Ki
aaj ke baad aap logoki coffee me
THUKA nahi krunga.. frown.png smile.png
Dear Monsoon,
Please don't be so romantic.
We do not have beautiful girlfriends who will wear chiffon sarees and dance in the rains.
We only have wives who will make us run out to the terrace and bring in clothes hung out for drying...
-all married men.
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Dist
A girl chatting with Pappu on whatsapp...
Girl: awww...hwz yeww.?
Supzzzz...?
Uah dp is soo kewll.
Talking to yeww aftr xuchha long time.
Pappu: yaar tum gutka thook ke aao pehle..
fir baat karte hain
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