Urdu Funny Sms Biography
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Mah e Mubarik me tera naseeb
Rab apne siwa tujh ko kisi ka
muhtaaj na kare
Ameen !! :)
Husband B.V se:
Pani pila do
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B.V: Kya pyaas lagi hai?
Husband (Ghusse se):
Nai Gala waikhna a kitho LEEK te nai kr
Agar aap ka bacha sehri
khatam honay say pehlay
aur iftar shuru hotay he
Masjid bhagta hai
to shyd ap ka bacha Suttay Baaz hai :P
Dostoo aap ko ek zarori baat batani hai
take pichley Saal ki tarh aap ko afsos na ho
Q k Ramzan aa gaya hai
to jis jis ney bhi meri Iftari ki dawt krni hai
woh pehley bata kr time ley ly
booking jari hai ta k baad me kisi qism ki pareshani na ho.
Jab Duaon Or Koshishon se Bhi Baat
Na Bane tOu Faisla ALLAH per Chor Do
ALLAH apne Bandon K Bare Mein Behtrein
Faisla Karne Wala H
Rozay daroooo
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Bolday e naiii hun..
Kal tay brian mubarkan dinday see :P
Dil Me Eiman Ka Hona Lazmi Hai
Faraz…
Sajdo Me Pare Rhne Se JANAT Nai Milti
Jism Uska Bhi Mitti Ka Hai Mujh Jesa
FARAZ
Phir Mera Hi Dil Uska Talab-Gaar Kiu H
Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se,
Agar Rozay Main Aapko Shadeed Pyaas
Mehsoos Honay Lagay.
To Aisa Karen.
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Maghrib ki Azaan Ka Intazaar Karen.
Ziyada Dramay Bazi Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai.
Dil mai armaan bohat hy
Zindagi mai gum bohat hy
Kb ki maar dalti yai duniya hmy
Kambhakt dosto ki duaon mai dum bohat hy.
Khuda ke liye Awam pay reham ker do
Is Ramzan pepsi ko choro
Petrol 65 Rs per litre ker do :P ;)
Kesa Lgta hy jab Raat k Saunatte me
Hawa K Jhonkon k Sung Khamoshi se
Chalty Hue Koi Chupke se Aaye
Ap ko tham le Or Kahe
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Chal UTH putar roza rakh la
Humare Chale jaane ke Baad
Yeh Samandar Ki Ret Bhi
Tumse Pucha Karegii
Kahan Chala Gaya Woh Shaqs
Jo Tanhaii Main Aa kar
Bas Tumhara hi naam likha karta tha
1st Sardar:
Yar Suraj Rat nu Kyun Nhin Nikalda?
2nd Sardar:
ki pta pa g
Ho sakda ay nikalda hovay
Eny nyrry wich kera pata chalda hai.
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Ramadan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,
Roshan sitara daikha,
Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,
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