Funny Sms Urdu Biography
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beta kis ke ishq me
majnoo ho rahay
Shave ker lo tou
beta kia chakar hai
roz roz shave :P
Feeling tired and had a long nap
Desi parents:
Beta kahien nashay vagera to
nahi kar rahay na :P ;)
Molvi mehman se: aap ke liye kadu sharif pakaun?
Mehman: gunahgar insan hon kadu sharif ke qabil nhi hon,
aap koi begairat sa murga hi pakaa lein.
Teacher shagird say:
Agar tumhara samana jangal maen
sher sy ho jaye tu kia kro gy.
Shagrid sir: maen drakhat per charr jaon ga.
Teacher: agar sher dhrakhat per bhi char gya tu
Shagrid: sir maen darya maen kud jaon ga.
Teacher: agar sher darya maen uttar aya tu
Shagrid: gussey say sir sher ki badi hamayat
kr rahe ho, sher jenway tuadi phophi da munda ayy
veer
jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga
wanted
ek baar jo mene sms KRNA shuru kr diya to uske baad to mai apne balance ki bhi nhi sochta..
dabbang
hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre.
ready
duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge: i,me, and myself..
body guard
mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA
Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq He
K Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte He
Or
Is Dil Me SIRF
Aap Ki
BHABI g Rehti hai
har jagha khud ko mat gusaya karo OK.
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to
BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA
pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta
Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki
pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie
Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne
dekh liya !!!
Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho …?
Beta := exam dene aaya hu !
Dad := par dhyan se, agar es
exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga =P
CAT: tumhari kya umer hy
ELEPHANT: 5 year
CAT: mager tm to bohut bare ho
ELEPHANT: Nido jo peeta hun.
Behtrin nashonuma ki 10 khoobiyon wala.
or tumhari kya umer hai?
CAT: I am 30 years.
ELEPHANT: mager tum tu bohut choti nazar aati ho.
CAT: Ponds(cream) lagati hun.
Barrhti umar jese tham c gayi hy ;)
gar ap ghar mai behan bhaiyon
mai sab se bare hain to
ap ne ye lazmi suna hoga
Wo to chota hai lekin tumhari
Aqal kaha chali gai the.
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