English Funny Sms Biography
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Because..
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Fish and Frog live in water
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With out "Pampers"
Seriously..,...:-)
Apply 4 loan again
In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(world's richest man)
In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank
This shows that nothing is impossible
Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me
But in 2020, I'm planning to...
Apply 4 loan again
Take Panadol twice a day
Dear June !
Take Panadol twice a day.
Your temperature is very High....:-)
Lie
Telling lie is a fault for a little boy,
An art for a lover,
An accomplishment for a bachelor,
&
For a married person
It is a matter of survival. :-)
CAUTION
CAUTION :
Even if ur wife uses dual sim phone,
save both the number under one name: "Wife"
Never save it "Wife 1" and "Wife 2"
Msg from a hospitalized Husband...:-)
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To be a Good professional
To be a "Good professional",
always start to study late for "Exams".
Because it teaches how to manage "Time"
and tackle "Emergencies"!! ....
Women are like Internet Virus
Women are like Internet Virus.
They enter ur life ,Scan ur
pockets,transfer ur money,edit ur mind,
download there problem , delete ur smile
and hang u for ever.
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NON SMOKERS
NON SMOKERS- I hate cigarette so i do not touch it...
SMOKER- I too hate cigarette so 'I BURN IT'...:-)
By: N
Physics would have been much easier
Physics would have been much easier..
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if..
if..
if..
"Tree" had fallen on
Newton's head instead of Apple...:-)
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similarity b/w Chewing gum & Begum
What is the similarity b/w
"Chewing gum" & "Begum"
Ans: Both are sweet in the begining
and become tasteless, shapeless &
sticky in the End...:-)
English is difficult language specially for japanese..
A True Story,
A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some basic english trainig before he visits Washington 2 meet Presidnt Barack Obama..
The instrctor told Mori when u shake hand wid Obama plz say 'How r u'
Then Obama would say 'I m fine, n u?
'Now u shuld say 'me too'.
Aftrwards we, translators, will handle.
Whn Mori met Obama, he mistakenly said 'who r u?'(instead of 'How r u?')
Obama was a bit shocked bt still managed 2 react wid humor
'Well, I m Michelle's husband,ha-ha'.
Then Mori replied 'me too,ha-ha...'
New style of proposing
New style of proposing
Boy: can i take a photo.
Girl: why?
Boy: just wanted 2 show my children,
how their mom looked when she was young.
: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
Many electrons were having a party inside an atom
Another atom tried to attack the atom but then
suddenly a superhero rushed in and saved the electrons.
The elecctrons asked him who are you?
He replied,
"Bond......Covalent Bond" ;-)
KIA TUM B
Shaam ki Dehleez pe aas ka Deep Jalatay Ho,
Or kisi Aawara patte ki Aahat par,
Darwaze ki Taraf Bhaage Jatay Ho,
KYA TUM B
Dard chhupane ki koshish karte karte,
Aksar thak se jate ho,
Or bila Wajah muskurate ho,
KYA TUM B
Neend se pehle palkon par dheron khawab sajate ho,
Ya phir bistar par Lait kar,
Rotay rotay so jatay ho,
KIA TUM B
Meri tarha
kisi ko chahty ho...?
BREAKING NEWS
Prime Minister has declared
3 days public holidays.
There all offices, Banks, Schools &
Colleges in all over the country will
remain close on 29, 30, 31 February 2014.
So Enjoy 3 Holidays....:-)
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